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outside. leftish. bookish. snarky 🤷‍♂️

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined May 2013
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Cool Hand Fluke retweeted
Melania has aged far better than Don
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Did you know? Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.
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🔥 Timeline cleanse: Because after all the pollution on your feed today Jake living his best life in -20 degree temperatures is quite possibly going to end up being the best thing you watched.
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Cool Hand Fluke retweeted
Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.
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They locked my account over the Luigi joke but I’m back bitches
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Hell yes they are
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Nicola Willis’s plan for revving up the economy? Increase tourism and immigration. Deja vu anyone? History has already commented on how that turned out for NZ during and after the Key era. Does this government not have a single new idea?
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Cool Hand Fluke retweeted
People treat Israel’s inability to defeat Hamas in Gaza like it’s just a matter of guerrilla forces being incredibly hard to defeat. But no, not in a 25 x 5 mile area, that is something unique
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The arc: 1. “It wasn’t a Nazi salute.” 2. “Maybe it was a Nazi salute but it was a joke.” 3. “It wasn’t a joke but it was owning the libs.” 4. “It wasn’t owning the libs but so what?” 5. “Actually, Hitler had some good ideas….”
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A handy guide:
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The RW government screamed NO very loudly in the media to surveillance cameras in farms & fishing boats but tone deaf silence on spying on a private citizen putting shopping in a tote bag.
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Hi! Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi. Hope that helps!
Very weird salute by Elon Musk just after ending his speech.
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Concerning …
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What's the plan champ?
We don’t get rich selling things to ourselves in New Zealand. We have to trade with the world – that’s the way we grow our economy so you and your family become better off. I spoke about this on CNBC last week. Watch the full interview here. youtu.be/wP2nByGjPFU
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And then we move onto rigging the election so that he will be president in '26 and '28
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Replying to @kidneydoc101
Proud of what? Don't put words in my mouth! I've been campaigning since Oct 7 for an immediate ceasefire & return of all hostages, b/c I knew it's the only way! The deal Israel just accepted has been on the table for 13 MONTHS. Netanyahu kept rejecting it, every single time!
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So now, supermarkets match facial recognition to numberplates and hand the results to a private company, which in turn shovels the information onto the police regardless of whether or not an offence is being committed. What will it take to outrage the slumbering sheep?
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