I asked my AI assistant, if artificial intelligence was going to take over the world and destroy mankind. He laughed and said no.

You can get a 12 dose bottle of ZzzQuill for about $10 or you can buy a bottle of 375 diphenhydramine tablets for about $7 which would give you 137 doses of the same medicine. Both doses contain 50 mg of diphenhydramine. This is commonly known as Benadryl. Also, you can get a 24 count package of Benadryl for $6 or a 24 count package of Equate brand diphenhydramine for $1.97 Isn't marketing great?! So from now on, you can get some Rick for $10 or you can get some Dick for $1.50

When this man is finally gone, we shall wipe the Earth clean. Not even the places where his shadow appeared will continue to exist.

My wife has begun working on my Halloween costume.

Wow!

There's an entire sitcom season writing itself every time one of these dumbasses opens their mouth.

Good afternoon!

I hope I can tell y'all this without everybody bitching about Walmart or Sam’s. If you're paying $120 a year to have Walmart+ free delivery and benefits and you're also paying $120 a year to have Sam's Plus, you can now combine them into one membership for $120 a year for both and keep all benefits. I also got an instant refund of $99.11 directly to my bank account. If your apps are updated on your iPhone, you can log into either to see the offer. Otherwise go online to your Sam’s account. "They’re bundling because it encourages you to shop more, stay longer, and use more services." We use both all the time anyway so it benefits us. As far as Sam’s goes, it's worth it for the hotdog and the Thanksgiving pies that are as big as a pizza. (yes, we buy items in bulk too. It's closer than Costco. That's the only reason.) We get Walmart delivery twice a week.

Geez!