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Muhammad

@NaGuftaBeh

a hunter employed as a corporate laborer

 Lahore, Pakistan
Joined July 2022
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thou shalt not let weird ass energy penetrate the aura
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sarah@SarahMKhakwani59m
In urdu we say...
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HeartInProse (@HeartInProse) profile pictureHeartInProse
@HeartInProse5h
"The devil was never the problem, humans just needed someone to blame for their own desires." - Franz Kafka
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Jemima was Russell's girlfriend at the time, and she was one of the complainants against that woman.
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Dan Neidle (@DanNeidle) profile pictureDan Neidle
@DanNeidle6h
In 2014, a woman accused Russell Brand of assault. A court then banned her from ever talking about it, even to the police. She had no lawyer; there was no proper trial. It's hard to believe so here, for the first time, is a copy of the injunction: taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/11/07/…
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Dan Neidle
@DanNeidle6h
In 2014, a woman accused Russell Brand of assault. A court then banned her from ever talking about it, even to the police. She had no lawyer; there was no proper trial. It's hard to believe so here, for the first time, is a copy of the injunction: taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/11/07/…
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yash@stfujaadu10h
ravi kishan has tested for the role of james bond
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1 apka 3 meray
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Muhammad (@NaGuftaBeh) profile pictureMuhammad@NaGuftaBeh4h
zindgi ka maza tou aalu k cutlets mein hai
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sarah@SarahMKhakwani2h
Oh jemima.. you disgusting woman!!
Dan Neidle (@DanNeidle) profile pictureDan Neidle
@DanNeidleNov 7
Replying to @DanNeidle
Why? Because Brand (and his then-girlfriend, Jemima Goldsmith) obtained a permanent, life-long, injunction against the woman, Sylvie Berki. Brand/Goldsmith said her accusations amounted to harassment, which caused them "anxiety and distress".
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@DanNeidleNov 7
Why? Because Brand (and his then-girlfriend, Jemima Goldsmith) obtained a permanent, life-long, injunction against the woman, Sylvie Berki. Brand/Goldsmith said her accusations amounted to harassment, which caused them "anxiety and distress".
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Most people get their information from social media group chats, and that's genuinely terrifying.
Kashaf (@kashaf_mukhtar_) profile pictureKashaf@kashaf_mukhtar_22h
People want to become intellectuals, but very few want to do the boring work,reading books, checking references, rewriting weak arguments,and admitting your wrongs. It's a commitment to doing the work even when nobody is watching. Sometihing I myself struggle with.
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meri ek boss sirf sleeveless hi pehnti theen, aur mere sath often "music is haram in Islam" pe bohat academic discussion krti theen, lykin kabhi koi fruitful argument nahi diya unhoo ne, but mein ne unkay dress code ko kabhi bhi iss discussion ka part nahi banaya
Maria (@Maria_ktwts) profile pictureMaria@Maria_ktwts11h
Pakistani awam ko sleeveless se bohat mohabbat hai. Thesis likh rhe hai ek scene pr. So much for islamic republic😭
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I am gonna do the same, tired of reading so much nonsense on the timeline every day
Field Marshal Americano (@eversmann_) profile pictureField Marshal Americano@eversmann_4h
Had to be done
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The difference is that NS speaks like a leader, while Khan only acts like one. He used these lines only to appeal to the right wing. From the start, he claimed he didn't want to earn money from politics, yet the first thing he demanded after becoming PM was a salary increase.
Dan Mir (@DanMir_musings) profile pictureDan Mir
@DanMir_musingsSep 3
🚨🚨🚨🚨Imran brutally butchering Iqbal vs. Mian sb teaching this joker how it's done in one of the greatest fan cams OF ALL TIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 teapawt.org/__NasXX/status/1548337…
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Don’t give them the same access they had before. If their apology is sincere, they’ll respect that boundary; if not, they’ll reveal their true intentions. No one can hide their true intentions for long. Personally, I don't believe in giving ppl any access again after they fuck up
Kingmaker (@MindHealthMaker) profile pictureKingmaker
@MindHealthMakerNov 7
Some people only apologize to restore access, not to repair harm
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zindgi ka maza tou aalu k cutlets mein hai
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Pakistanis are the ones who shouldn't forgive those shitty iranians. We have been doing so much work to save their dumb mullah government.
Lucin (@evesbestie) profile pictureLucin@evesbestie7h
Iranians will never forgive Pakistan. Ever.
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why is it still so hot, it's freaking novermber, it's supposed to be cold
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nausheen ne nashta nahi kiya ho ga post perhny se pehlay 💔
Dan Mir (@DanMir_musings) profile pictureDan Mir
@DanMir_musings23h
Replying to @NausheenPirwani
Don't delete the tweet. A lot of people still have to laugh at you.
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happy diwali to those who are celebrating 🪔
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hazrat allama iqbal ki wajah se aj mein 15 ghantay soya hon kyun k kal office nahi jana ❤️
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Ofc, Khaula
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Khaula Chaudhry (@chaudhry_khaula) profile pictureKhaula Chaudhry
@chaudhry_khaulaNov 4
ٹرمپ بھی زلیل ہوا اور ٹرمپ کا ساتھ دینے والے بھی زلیل ہوگئے۔۔۔ ن لیگ ہے ہی منحوس جسکا ساتھ دیتی ہے وہ زلیل ہو جاتا ہے۔۔۔
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woh bechara prominent hi itna ho raha hota hai, driver ki seat bohat neechay hoti hai, peechay wala aissay lagta hai akeela hi kahin jaa raha hai hawa pe sawar ho k
iFii (@iffiViews) profile pictureiFii
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ہیوی بائیک پر جو پیچھے بیٹھا ہوتا آپ اسے غور سے دیکھیں اور ہنس پڑیں تو وہ شرمندہ ہونا شروع ہو جاتا ہے اور کہنا چاہ رہا ہوتا کہ بھائی شوق سے نہیں بیٹھا بس کام جانا تھا اس لیے بیٹھ گیا
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