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Engineer, avid reader, casual gamer, lost gallbladder - call if you've seen it

Portsmouth, VA
Joined April 2013
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🔥 “Answer the question, Tommy — I think you’re the one who needs to read the constitution, not me.” @AbdulElSayed skillfully handles a bigoted Islamophobic heckler and exposes him as the true religious zealot in the room.
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Finally: a balding guy in a tracksuit’s thoughts on transphobia
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This is why nobody ever wrote a song called fuck the fd
I did the same thing as a kid in NY 😂😶‍🌫️
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When Roger Clark (Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2) recited Scott Steiner's Steiner's Math promo. Roger is a huge wrestling fan. He performed a Stunner at an indie show one time. Credit to Talkulture
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Eric Schmitt is a dumb piece of shit
Former special counsel Jack Smith was pressed by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) on Tuesday during his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee about whether he attended a NBA game between the Atlanta Hawks and Golden State Warriors in Atlanta in early February 2024. Smith said he “definitely did not go" to an Atlanta Hawks game. "I think you've already perjured yourself," Schitt said during the exchange, calling Smith a "total dirtbag." Smith said he instead attended a Maryland-Iowa women’s basketball game to see Iowa star Caitlin Clark play. Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) suggested Schmitt had confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks and said Smith deserved an apology.
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We're having a security drill at work and one of the alerts was about a device in a vehicle. This got us to talking about controlled demos and the question of if you could do one on a vehicle. Is that possible? @EODHappyCaptain
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ODU FUMBLES VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE BUT THEY FUMBLE BEFORE THE GOALINE AND ODU RECOVERS ON THE VERY NEXT PLAY ODU FUMBLES AND VT GETS A SCOOP AND SCORE Just had to make this combined clip and Video via @TheCW_Sports
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Friend of the working man.
The only way to truly honor Labor Day is to rewatch the second season of The Wire.
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This should be the final battle music of an RPG where you take NFL players on a quest to save the world from a demon-possessed John Madden
i bought a copy of Madden 95 for the Genesis and booted up the game for the first time and laughed so hard i almost cried i cannot believe this ever got arranged lmao
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The last time this many VMI cadets were killed in one action was the battle of new market
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Fun fact: officials from a children's hospital are not a lobbyist group and they were concerned about Medicaid cuts because those significantly affect how many sick children they can care for. This guy is a piece of shit.
Fun fact: Lobbyist groups use sick children to get meetings with politicians and manipulate the public. Democrats hate Fetterman, this is an obvious coordinated hit piece irrelevant to the realities of legislating. Andrew knows this.
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JK Rowling naming an LGBTQ character
Robert Cumfart Canada, Ontario, Tax Assessment Rolls, 1827-1922
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The first night my son slept at his grandma's my poor lab wouldn't leave her bench at the front window and threw up her dinner.
I think yall have to take him to drop off n pick up poor lil guy
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The Norm retweeted
there's a reason people will pay money to watch someone jump off a ramp on a dirt bike but wouldn't pay money to watch someone drag a png image file of a dirt bike across a photo of a ramp
Nike spends $2M on a stadium shoot for a 10-second hero shot. 40-person crew. 3 days of permits. 2 weeks in post. Stunt doubles. Insurance paperwork thicker than the script. This creator generated the entire sequence on a laptop for under $80. A guy sprints across a stadium roof at night, leaps off the edge, free-falls into a sold-out arena, and lands on a giant football in the center of the pitch. One continuous shot. No crane. No drone operator. No safety harness review board. The toolchain behind this clip: > Kimi K3 wrote the full shot sequence: rooftop sprint, jump arc, mid-air hang, landing impact, crowd reaction timing > Kling 3.0 generated the fluid body physics and night lighting on the roof > Seedance 2.5 rendered the free-fall, wind on the shirt, and the ball deformation on impact > ElevenLabs produced the ambient stadium atmosphere and crowd noise > CapCut handled speed ramps, color grade, and final export A traditional production house would need a stadium rental at $150K, a stunt coordinator, a medical team on standby, and 6 months of liability clearance. This entire sequence was prompted, rendered, and exported between dinner and sleep. AI didn't replace the stunt double. It replaced the entire stadium booking.
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The Norm retweeted
guys please stop whatever you're doing and take a minute to check these two videos out I'm dying
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😭😭
This reminded me of those old yahoo questions threads. Pregante, pregregnant, preGANANANT?!?!
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This fit costs $5000 at Dan Flashes
“I wonder who’s bag that is”😂
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My word
so enamored by this that i made an oreo version
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The Norm retweeted
I've been thinking about this cheesecake for 3 days
チーズケーキの底の部分大好きだから全面底(?)にして作ってみた🎶🎶
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