NE Panhandle Weed Scientist. My hobbies include poorly maintaining a smallholding. Lay-Elder, Father to six, husband to @LorentLouise. @thelcms. Lucky man.

E of the Rockies W of the rest
Joined July 2021
Watching Casper the Friendly Ghost under an almost full moon with plastic skeletons.
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I didn't go to work today.
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The mental burden men silently carry having to pack for family camping trips.
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Your nine year old has an audition at Juliard? Well my five year old is a natural vaccumer.
Once in awhile you make a surprising discovery about your kids abilities. Turns out the 5 yo, the worst at tidying up, is pretty decent with the vacuum cleaner. Her siblings scoffed, "you don't need to vacuum the couch!" She retorted: "Maman does it!"
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Winco is the only store I have shopped at that routinely had people open carrying AK and AR style rifles. The bulk food selection really caters to the anti-government survalist patron.
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival grocery store chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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My yearly reminder to my self that my dream job is running a store where I condition cast iron, oil leather boots, and sharpen knives as a service. I'm closed two months of the year, I'm open from 9 AM to 3 PM Monday through Friday, and it pays $175k a year.
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Things my wife has screwed up in recent days that she should feel guilt for. 1. She made tarte tartin in my 100 year old Griswold, focing me to reseason it. 2. She drank all my pumpkin beer. 3. She didn't restock the humidor.
Why am I always like this in the morning? Pouding sense of doom. I'm screwing something up without knowing what it is. Everything will go wrong. God is mad at me. I'm messing up my children. I'm wasting resources away. I will look back on today and feel shame, regret and guilt.
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An engagement ring.
What's one purchase under $1,000 that genuinely improved your life? Not an investment. Just something you bought that was worth every penny.
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This map is incorrect. Idaho has a seaport.
Nebraska is the only triple landlocked state
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We had a party at my house Saturday. A friend brought over a 12 pack of pumpkin beer they left me it when they left. And it's literally the SNL Bill Burr skit. It's the kind of beer that stays in your fridge for 15 months.
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My wife just showed me photos her brother took. Lord have mercy. Pray for France.
My brother had to go through Paris yesterday. He said he had to wear swim goggles in the subway because of the tear gas. He sent me pictures and it looks like it's at war. We grew up near "hard towns", with riots popping up frequently. This seems so different.
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Last day we can hunt. Hoping the 12 year old gets a pronghorn.
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Last day we can hunt. Hoping the 12 year old gets a pronghorn.
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The text my wife just got. "Always remember, each of us always have thoughts, preferences, and opinions about sheep. But I tell everyone take all of that lightly and rely on your instincts, first and foremost."
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I'm currently fixing a toilet with a hacksaw. How is your day going?
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My Five year old calls the trampoline the "jumpoline" since she was three, and I have been just calling it that as well because it's too cute to correct.
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Letting my boys struggle with this gate for five minutes before helping.
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Anyone living in Wyoming would be curious about why Fremont County is ranked higher.
This map ranks U.S. counties by quality of life for families using 108 indicators, including crime rates, schools, housing affordability, child care costs, health care, jobs, air quality, and other risks. How does your county compare?
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Thank you farmers for still seeding by hand and driving a 1940s looking open cab tractor.
America’s farmers are the backbone of our nation. From sunrise to sunset, hardworking men and women feed, fuel, and strengthen our country. To farmers across America: Thank you for all you do!
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Bad: Spending 30 minutes of the service outside with a screaming toddler. Worse: Missing "Wake, Awake, for Night Is Flying as the hymn of the day."
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