When This Is All Over
Joined December 2011
My new essay is up at The Digital Party! #diamondsareforever thedigitalparty.com/nightcap…
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The only pipe dream I have left in me is an excellent remake of “Misery” starring Adam Brody and Jennifer Coolidge.
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I know Christmas isn’t Jesus’ real birthday, but I like to take a moment this time of year to observe when Mary’s hymen broke.
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Horrible news. May his memory be a blessing. Thinking of his family with so much love.
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Eye surgeons be like, “if your eyes start bleeding call us.”
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I had major eye surgery yesterday. Been quite a road leading to this! And I can exuberantly say that for the first time in my life, I woke up being able to SEE! How wild!
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Writing off myself as office furniture
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My darling girl, Netta, is leaving this realm today. Please send us love.
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I thank you all for your most amazing love. I am in good tears thinking about my girl. And all of you and yours.
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Can we actually talk about how hot Paul Reubens was?
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Looking for financial advisors and related experts for a ton of stories!
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Today is our son, Milo Phillip’s, first birthday. We’re so proud!!!
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Nicole Audrey Spector retweeted
I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
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Twitter 2013: Smart people thinking they’re sad. Twitter 2023: Sad people thinking they’re smart.
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Nicole Audrey Spector retweeted
When @NicoleSpector’s dad died, she ached to convey what she saw behind bars. Her story, all about the shortcomings in the California prison system—and mourning an infamous person—was killed…until NOW. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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This comes out tomorrow! Hope you’ll check it out.
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Move over, Whitney! Hands down Cocomelon mom has the best voice of all time.
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Who’s the Fabio guy?
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