Valid point. For the sake of efficiency and to reduce the cost to the NHS, we suggest assisted dying by nuclear annihilation.
yayyyy
🚨 NEW: In his first major speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday, Keir Starmer will warn that life in the UK “is going to get worse” before it gets better
“Things are worse than we ever imagined”
[@SkyNews]
Labour cannot afford to ignore its most important voter base: death
NEW: One in six Tory voters are likely to be dead by the next election
Assuming nothing else changes, the total impact of demographic change alone would mean +29 seats for Labour and -34 for the Conservatives
@Smyth_Chris @thetimes
thetimes.com/article/ab26922…
Hope they both die.
Biden expected to meet with Netanyahu next week, despite COVID diagnosis wgntv.com/israel-hamas-confl…
Good work. Just 52% more to go
🚨 NEW: The UK general election suffered the lowest turnout since universal suffrage, with only 52% voting
[@guardian]
Release them into the prison of life.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will authorise emergency measures this week to automatically release criminals less than halfway through their sentence
[@thetimes]
You don't have to feel hopeful about the future, it's enough to just be curious about what horrors are coming next.
England will win the Euros on penalties, after a series of deeply unimpressive games, and probably with some minor racism scandal involving a player, and it will feel a bit like the general election.
It’s all we deserve.















