Nihilists for Labour (@Nihilists4Lab) profile picture

for nobody not the few.

Joined November 2019
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April Fool's! I'll do nothing.
This morning, I’ll be giving an update on how we are supporting you with the cost of living through the conflict in the Middle East. Watch live.
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Valid point. For the sake of efficiency and to reduce the cost to the NHS, we suggest assisted dying by nuclear annihilation.
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We support assisted dying. We support all forms of dying.
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Labour delivers.
❗️ NEW: YouGov asked voters - what is the single best thing Labour has done since taking office? The overwhelming answer: NOTHING.
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yayyyy
🚨 NEW: In his first major speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday, Keir Starmer will warn that life in the UK “is going to get worse” before it gets better “Things are worse than we ever imagined” [@SkyNews]
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Labour cannot afford to ignore its most important voter base: death
NEW: One in six Tory voters are likely to be dead by the next election Assuming nothing else changes, the total impact of demographic change alone would mean +29 seats for Labour and -34 for the Conservatives @Smyth_Chris @thetimes thetimes.com/article/ab26922…
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Nihilists for Labour retweeted
I want to die.
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Something bad is going to happen today.
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Good work. Just 52% more to go
🚨 NEW: The UK general election suffered the lowest turnout since universal suffrage, with only 52% voting [@guardian]
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Release them into the prison of life.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will authorise emergency measures this week to automatically release criminals less than halfway through their sentence [@thetimes]
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You can always do both.
hell yeah i'm voting Taking A Cyanide Tablet In the designated Church hall polling station And having my Lifeless body block the entrance rather than vote Labour Yahoooo
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You don't have to feel hopeful about the future, it's enough to just be curious about what horrors are coming next.
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England will win the Euros on penalties, after a series of deeply unimpressive games, and probably with some minor racism scandal involving a player, and it will feel a bit like the general election. It’s all we deserve.
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We condemn violence on both sides. Or not. It doesn’t matter.
Nigel Farage has had a banana milkshake thrown in his face outside a pub while campaigning in Clacton.

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