Japanese Super Mario Bros. 3 commercial

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when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

The Hocking Hills of Ohio during the fall are absolutely stunning! 🍁🍂

Joking aside, I’m going to be for real for a second. Paxton fans, I’m talking to you. Everyone else scroll on. As a professional gambler for over a decade before retiring from that, I do understand more than most the rush and feel of thinking you have inside information… a leg up that no one else but you knows… easy money that will help out! It’s not a thing that exists. There is no easy money. You can easily lose money, sure. But if it was easy money, everyone would do it until it didn’t make money anymore. I’ve lost over $87,245 on a Single hand of poker that I had 98% odds to win. And I’d of made that same bet every single time, because it was the correct one to make. That’s why I know firsthand the dangers and addiction of gambling and how sites like Kalshi and polymarket prey on that. So I’m telling you, jokes aside…you still have time to pull your money out before it’s too late. You can save the money you’ve put in and withdraw at whatever position you are at now. If you’ve lost a little, that’s okay. It’s a lesson learned. Nobody should have a bad Christmas or lose their homes because they gambled money they didn’t have to spend away. Just because you bet, doesn’t mean you’ve lost yet…even if you’re down. Gambling is gambling, sometimes you’re up sometimes you’re bust. But you gotta know when to fold them and walk away from the table. Paxton is going to lose and you are going to lose everything you’ve put in. Don’t lose along with him. Your kids deserve toys for Christmas. You deserve to not be evicted or have your car repoed. Feeling like a “part of the team” cheering on your guys can feel great. Even when you’re losing. I’m a cowboys fan. I know. Put your ego down. Put it aside. The people sharing information that feels like it’s “super secrets” inside info are LYING to you. They are just lying. You just want to believe it. Don’t let it ruin you financially. Ken Paxton won’t be there to help you out. Get out, sell before it’s too late. You can reach free, confidential support 24/7 through the National Problem Gambling Helpline at 1-800-MY-RESET (1-800-697-3738) or 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-522-4700).

So after all that, Vivek seems to be pulling the Acton ad with her estranged mother. Truly one of the dumbest, most desperate fucking things I’ve ever seen a campaign do.

CBS identified Illinois based Three Z Printing as the holder of the permit associated with the fake transgender mailers. One of the owners, Matt Zerrusen, is based in Dallas. His Instagram shows pictures with Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump, and comments from local Republicans.

An Irish man lost his wedding ring in a river while on holiday in Italy, but three locals found it and went above and beyond to return it They flew all the way to Ireland dressed as hobbits, turning the rescue into a real-life Lord of the Rings adventure

Don’t sell your soul for politics. Don’t sacrifice your principles for political power. It’s not worth it.