I had a lot of doubts that this joke would pay off after three minutes. I’m happy to report that I was quite wrong.

This new in app prompt on X almost broke my brain

Gavin Newsom will be a card-carrying member of the DSA by 2028.

There is no greater way to chase away my vote than trashing my neighborhood

Apparently Gavin Newsom only paid his rally attendees enough for 3 2/3 halfhearted chants of “President”

“And it’s important to remember what exactly proposition 39 really is. It says that you have to take a government issued ID to the polls…. Sounds safe right? Not safe at all. Not safe at all.” - California democrat, comically fear mongering about voter ID

Oh look. Context. Maybe don’t go around tackling ICE agents and your arm won’t end up broken

Los Angeles County prosecutors are declining to file charges against a gay West Hollywood dad after they said the influencer he repeatedly punched was the aggressor who “baited” the couple into violence.

I hate to victim blame, but imagine thinking you could just stand on a sidewalk in broad daylight in Gavin Newsom’s lawless California without getting pistol whipped and robbed.

If only Gavin Newsom and the democrat supermajority did their actual jobs their wouldn’t be maps of robberies, poop, homeless encampments, and fleeing businesses

As it turns out, ICE agents are targeting people that are tackling ICE agents.

How long until Rep. Jayapal retracts her statement demonizing ICE now that we see this dummy was tackling federal agents before he was detained.

You don’t hate the media enough… Headline: Vallejo man dies on I-80 after struck by self-driving Tesla Reality: The Vallejo man was probably homeless and walking across the freeway at 2am. He was also struck by a second vehicle but the make and model aren’t worth mentioning because it’s not a Tesla

What Gavin Newsom’s tax pay funded propagandist don’t want you to know about California: #1 in homelessness #1 in fraud #1 in poverty #1 in Retail crime #1 in gas prices #1 in illiteracy #1 in wage stagnation #1 in frivolous lawsuits #1 in unemployment #1 in restrictions on workers #1 in Anti-business regulations #1 in income tax #1 in gas tax #1 in budget deficit

When will Lindsey Graham denounce the snugglin brotherhood?

Cenk really busted open Lindsey Graham’s vault

This is California’s democrat supermajority. They will defend to their deaths… but probably yours…for the rights of violent illegal immigrant gang members to safely stroll through your neighborhood. “I am outraged by the video showing an armed federal agent confronting a man who repeatedly identified himself as a U.S. citizen. ICE has no place terrorizing our communities, and the tactics we witnessed this morning are unacceptable.” – @mattdorsey “The recent videos and reports about ICE activity in SOMA are scary and unacceptable. This unlawful behavior by federal agents underscores the importance of looking out for one another and staying informed.” – @bilalmahmood “ICE, you are not welcome here to terrorize the citizens of San Francisco.” – @JackieFielder_ “Our Immigration Defense Unit is mobilizing to ensure that the man has legal representation. We are part of a robust network of Bay Area immigrant rights advocates who will not tolerate violence by ICE agents in our communities.” – @sfdefender “That’s what they always do. They call everyone criminals. They call everyone felons. It’s the language of criminalization that’s very powerful that tends to win popular support.” – Francisco Ugarte, Deputy Public Defender “We will fund our immigrant community. We will make sure they are protected not only in San Francisco and California, but across the nation.” – Connie Chan “Reminder to ICE agents: Our law that the Governor just signed is in effect, and you can now be sued for violating people’s constitutional rights. Your impunity is over.” – @Scott_Wiener Maybe consider voting differently.

Meet Milton Ramos-Rodriguez. After entering our country illegally, he pleaded guilty to manslaughter in 1992. After serving 10 years in prison, he was deported and then back in our country illegally within months. Since then he’s been suspected of stabbing an ex-girlfriend, charged for false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, criminal threats, violating a protective order, domestic violence and gun possession. This is who the left protects from ICE. This is who the left wants in our communities.

AI account on the IG are wild. You can watch the slop narrative as a bitter fat divorcee transforms into health food influencer

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Paris