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JLP. Marketing Strategy, Planning & Effectiveness, ex-Samsung / The Economist / BA. John Lewis Partnership. Mental Health First Aider. Posts are my own

England
Joined February 2009
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A-MAZING! What an awesome achievement for #smalleuropeanwoman @JasminKParis wow 🤩
Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.
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Replying to @karcheruk
@karcheruk this is inspired CRM / data driven marketing built off product registration. The product I registered (a K4 Power Control Plus Home & Car for the same price, direct from Karcher) 🙄🤔. I’m now expecting to be followed around the web with some poorly defined remarketing
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If @karcheruk your marketing team would like to have a chat about effective marketing and not wasting your efforts and investment - drop us a line - I know a little about this stuff and a load of great people and agencies who can help get you to where you should be 🫡
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In one month, Liz Truss has: - tanked the economy - sacked her best mate - killed the queen - annoyed the king - destroyed the Tory Party Drop her on Moscow, I say. #Trussterfuck
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Liz Truss dressed as bins - A thread 🧵
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@stevenbarlettsc such a charming, smart, level headed person. EQ in abundance #Nudgestock2022
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Replying to @TUIUK
@TUIUK PLEASE ANSWER YOUR PHONES! Every time I have tried to call you / Crystal it takes over an hour as your digital experience do not allow me to make simple changes. One call in January cost me over £50 in cal charges just to get through as call >1h! #CX #bloodyholdmusic 🤪🙀
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I’m not going to get charged again for your failures in customer service. Consider a means to call me back / DM me to find a better means for this. @EE and other telecoms will charge for calls over 1 hour. This is unacceptable.
The unit sales path, the revenue path and the profit path. Guess which one @VW is now following? This weeks column for Marketing Week: marketingweek.com/mark-ritso…
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I’m hearing Dan Stevens has now apologised for his Boris Johnson joke on The One Show. Apparently, Dan had had a very busy day of work and wasn’t aware at the time that he was breaking BBC rules. He also didn’t realise he was on The One Show.
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Of all the meeting platforms we've used over the last 2 years, Zoom is the one I love most. Most of us think we know Zoom inside out. But we don't. Here are 7 Zoom hacks you probably haven't heard of, but you'll be glad you now know. 🧵👇
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Netflix UK weekly reach: 36% Channel 4 weekly reach: 60% Netflix debt: £11.8bn C4 debt: £0
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Honest tweet now. This account is run by NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing please will you follow and RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏
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The Conservative Party and Putin's Russia: a story of total moral failure
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#KyivDiary Day 11 Night and Day
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Honest tweet now. This account is run by NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing please will you follow and RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏
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You can listen for updates on the Russia-Ukraine war on BBC World Service live online 📱 bbcworldservice.com And the map shows our shortwave radio reach in #Ukraine 📻 15735 kHz 16:00 – 18:00 GMT +2 📻 5875 kHz 22:00 – 00:00 GMT +2
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This is a thread that will explain the implied poor Russian Army truck maintenance practices based on this photo of a Pantsir-S1 wheeled gun-missile system's right rear pair of tires below & the operational implications during the Ukrainian mud season.🧵 1/
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