Barack Obamas ex speech writer | 26th century poet | Failed 1986 Regan assassin | debilitatingly ugly freak

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Joined October 2023
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It’s not okay to be white. It’s awesome to be white.
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“GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY KNOT”
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Teenagers dress as KKK for Halloween party—walk down neighborhood street yelling N-word. "We hate [N-words] !" they yell terrorizing families. Other teens laugh & encourage them to shout more hate. "One, two, three — bye [N-words] !" Boy filming calls them "the team"—so maybe those under the robes could be identified as participants in high school sports together. Witnesses say the crowd first gathered for a Halloween party at a residential house. Then the group wearing the KKK costumes decided to march down the residential streets & scream the N-word. Incident occurred on the Eastside of El Paso, Texas. Therealfitfamelpaso doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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oh no
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Repeatedly tweeting “I would never kill myself!” so if I accidentally die from jerking off with a belt around my neck people will think it was a CIA plot
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Holy fuck it's every single day with these assholes. RESET TYE COUNTER!
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Replying to @NotHalfGood
i feel like this when i drink alcohol its like my asshole turns into a poop hose
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two races: human being and criminal
If only everyone thought like this
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got an ultrasound of my belly and @NotHalfGood was in there
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where's the red apple
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you’re not allowed to have fun because they still havent figured out farming in Africa in the big 2026
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Multiple large creators have stolen my posts and made money from them. A handful of my older tweets have been mass reported and removed. You don’t have to like me, just scroll on by.
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ask me anything
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working on some dumbass game cause im bored
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Replying to @ACredemption
Actually a pretty common story. Look up “RHCP 14 year old girl”
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I love my life and any future disagreement with that is incorrect
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how the news looks at you while Africans are burning down france before telling you "a hundred chimps are missing from the paris zoo and they can't get them back"
The Paris Zoo is missing about 100 chimps from its enclosure. Police are on the lookout for the missing chimps but are expressing great difficulty in finding them due to the “Nature of the current riots in Paris.” Follow: @Schizopost69
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