@NotMyDing

Meh Engineer, upper sheeple/lower normie, NGMI, working class monoglot, 1, degenerate native, originally from Cardiff. ‘Low interactions’

 Outer Marxhester
Joined September 2011
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Protest name for however long bodybags lasts.
NotMyKingoftheNorth@NotMyDingJun 23
Replying to @RegWhispers
#NotMyKing (of the North)
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My money is on “long term weather forecasting” for this winter predicting lengthy cold spells that risk collapsing the grid.
Alice Salisbury@alicesalisburyj5h
Our household is having a bit of a sweepstake on what the actual problem was that prompted the 3-day supplies advice to be rushed out quite so clearly unplanned. I had ‘water gets rationed’ so I’m quids in.
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Rhys Williams﮷
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Absolutely floored by bus prices! My 2yo is obsessed with vehicles (diggers = the holy grail but a colourful bus will do) so we treated him and his baby brother to a bus ride from our village outside Swansea to the library, 2 miles away, to borrow yet another digger book. It's a journey we do regularly in 6 mins by car.
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Finally found substantive proof that I am not middle class. The NMKOTN family motor would NOT have been penalised under Labour’s suggested new car weight* tax and even brand new today, the equivalent wouldn’t be penalised by the ‘luxury car tax’. (*mass)
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WhatNow@SonnerSounds6h
Replying to @rcolvile
Creating a tax break for those who have not made any other provision for retirement that those who have don't get is beyond stupid (and I don't think pensioners should get an income tax break denied to working people full stop).
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Broken Britian latest.
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Sid Farkus (Bra Salesman)@imbezm822h
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The neighbour
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This is incredible, peak woke, box of frogs stuff. independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho…

Architect struck off after bizarre neighbour dispute over 'phallic symbol' car

Dr Karin Elliott said that her neighbour driving across her driveway was a manifestation of gender violence

independent.co.uk
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It’s so windy I’ve had to dump bodies in my wheelie bins to stop them blowing over.
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An extra hour doom scrolling in bed? #winning
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I’m not sure if the first widespread network outages come just before or just after an early election. I’m struggling to decide which would be sweeter irony.
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Me contemplating 90 mins of youth sports in storm Austen
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Me after dodging storm Boelo for 90 mins of youth sports
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Trying to work out where I can put 18 bottles of drinking water without the wife asking wtf I’m doing.
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A wind-up fucking radio is not going to keep you warm at night.
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Whiskey inventory: 12 bottles Do you think that’s enough? Maybe I need a few more just to be on the safe side
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Tobias Ellwood
@Tobias_EllwoodOct 22
Are you ready? 👇Time to think the unthinkable. And plan ahead.
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Explain it to me like I’m a racist black labrador next to an open fire in a country pub… Why is it the stupid Oxbridge grads that end up in politics?
max tempers
@maxtempersOct 22
Replying to @maxtempers
"Mr Tempers is making things up" "It just means he likes to prepare a lot" xitter.cf/maxtempers/status/2106…
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I used to think it was like elite sports You know someone who’s really good at a sport, incredible compared to you but they are still miles away from being a pro as the top levels are so high Used to think Oxbridge smart was elite but these clowns are just county sports level
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If that metaphor is still holding, also suggests the rot started a long time before I previously thought. I used to think Oxbridge and older than me was pre standards dropping but now I’m not so sure. Lots of study hard deadweights went through the sausage machine back then too
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