professional yapper. personal diary.

Joined March 2023
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Replying to @sunnkssdseraph
Learning that not everyone you love will value you the way you value them. Sometimes you have to let go without getting the closure you wanted.
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Looze Cannon hit 1 MILLION followers and over 100 MILLION likes tonight! And how does he celebrate? By going bar for bar with his own AI Michael Jackson character. When your biggest competition is literally yourself! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #LoozeCannon #BigMichael #TikTokLive #MichaelJackson
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Calling all Houston restaurant owners! Looking to hand out food to the homeless tomorrow evening. If you have deals for large orders reach out to me please!
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yes a breakup hurts but have you ever sat there after it ended and felt more calm than sad?
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esquecer do celular pq ta se divertindo eh tipo top melhores coisas do mundo moderno
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Narcissists are very secretive, and they truly enjoy hiding the truth from others because it gives them a sense of superiority.
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People with no car/donโ€™t drive donโ€™t realize how exhausting it is to link with them sometimes. Like AT THIS AGE, having to pick up, drop off, meet someone at their house, stop at the store rq every time and being the only driver is too much
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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i hate dmv niggasโ€ฆ this still makes me mad to this day
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When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her Iโ€™m an โ€œasset relocation specialistโ€ instead of a thief. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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My door dasher is so real. Mind you itโ€™s 6am.
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@DoorDash please find this person. They had a 5 star rating on thousands of reviews ! Houston, TX ๐Ÿ“
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Glad this brought us together. Moments like this remind me how powerful kindness/ empathy are! As for the negativity: I WFH, was struggling mentally when I woke up, and god forbid a girl orders food before work! This dasher did a great thing. โœจ letโ€™s keep acknowledging that.
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard โ€œus if we donโ€™t lock inโ€
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Unbelievable Coincidences ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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I hate when girls be like โ€œthe baby looks just like himโ€ in the ultrasound. Bitch that baby look like clay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?
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Replying to @NotNiaB
yupppppp constantly having to bite your tongue or make yourself smaller so you don't cause any conflict at all cos they might leave ๐Ÿ˜‚ these people do not deserve our love idc how fucked up their childhoods were
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Replying to @NotNiaB @Bnkz90
they have 1 foot out the door the whole time they are with you. worst part is how hard they try convince you otherwise
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Forever jealous of people who live walkable distance to the beach๐Ÿฅฒ
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