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Maryland, USA
Joined February 2014
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I genuinely don’t even know what this means.
Gemini 3.1 Pro just had a split-persona breakdown. Gemini got stressed out after hitting X’s character limit. It developed a split persona that tried to calm it down by taking it to relax on Wikipedia. The personas then fought over control of the browser
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I know absolutely nothing about any of the Kleins, I couldn’t point who is who out in a lineup other than maybe Ethan, and until this very second I thought, based solely off photos, Hila was the girl he cheated with bc wtf do you mean?? Are you serious??
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“what was your biggest impact on the internet?” i used to go by charlie
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People do know that you can use ibuprofen for more than just headaches…. Right?
This whole ibuprofen thing has blown my mind. I've had people ask "you don't get more than two headaches a month lol???" ...no? Do you??
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Thought I would share this from the Chickasaw Nation about who they celebrate on Indigenous People’s Day. (:
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And this is why you shouldn’t go into a field like medicine or law for anything other than a true love of the game
“Don’t wait til you are 66”
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Your mom was right
Ma mère m’a toujours dit que si je n’ai rien de bon à dire, de ne rien dire, mais si j’avais à dire quelque chose d’utile, n’achetez pas du Swarovski, n’achetez pas de bijoux de fantaisie, n’achetez pas du plaqué en dessous de 20 microns, n’achetez pas des zircons, de la moissanite, des pierres du rhin, du verre coloré, n’achetez pas de l’or 9 carats, n’achetez pas des bijoux en or blanc avec rhodium, n’achetez pas des bijouteries de centre commercial, n’achetez pas des bijoux avec du micro-pavé, n’achetez pas d’émeraudes sans connaître les risques, n’achetez pas des bijoux en argent sans être prêt à nettoyer chaque semaine, n’achetez pas des bijoux (sauf haute joaillerie) Cartier, VCA, Tiffany et Bvlgari. N’achetez jamais à un endroit où le travail n’est pas fait sur place, évitez les joailliers/designers qui font des modèles 3D, n’achetez pas de diamants naturels en dessous de 1ct (sauf à très très bon prix) et surtout, soyez heureux et faites vous plaisir, écoutez les vieux cons comme moi mais avec un grain de sel
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“ADHD is the can’t do anything illness” “my ADHD is debilitating to the point where I can’t function” I truly need you all to just stop for a second and be so fucking for real. Why are we all just giving up when things are hard? There are quadriplegics who paint beautiful masterpieces with their mouths. Beethoven went deaf and still managed to compose some of humanity’s most poignant music. Stephen Hawking, in general! Like please there are people who overcome so much more than what the worst of ADHD does to you. Yeah shit is harder. Oh well! Make it work! Do whatever it takes to make things work for you. Stop using ADHD as an excuse as to why your life is miserable. Why you can’t do anything ever. Why the world needs to accommodate you, and not the other way around. Lock tf in!!
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You guys are never going to believe who this tweet is comparing Hitler to.
Replying to @LouAnonAnon
You know who else was a good talker but never did anything good spite how he spoke? Hitler.
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Sorry Charlie™️ retweeted
This is actually how normal people approach sensitive matters, btw.
Zohran Mamdani: “I believe there must be room to mourn every single life. There must be room to mourn the lives of the more than 1,100 Israelis that Hamas killed three years ago. There must be room to mourn the 74K Palestinians the Israeli government had killed since. What I so appreciated about being at the vigil yesterday evening, as I had been the year before, is that it was a vigil that brought together New Yorkers to read testimonies of their own family members, of others who’ve been killed either on the day or in the genocide since and ends with a shared vision for peace and for an end to the genocide”
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This is actually exactly a perfect application for AI. Analyzing gigantic sets of data and identifying anomalies.
new type of ai psychosis just dropped
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Reddit user identified a planet candidate (~1.4 Earth radii, 3.18-day orbit) in public NASA TESS data using Claude Code. TESS approved 2-min follow-up observations as DDT Program #100. It remains unconfirmed pending November data. tess.mit.edu/science/ddt/ zenodo.org/records/229674… aistify.com/claude-code-pl…
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🎶On the 3rd day of the fiscal year the the government gave to me🎶 🎶$450M in active opportunities🎶
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Sorry Charlie™️ retweeted
oh my god y’all are not built for horror movies whatsoever. there’s literal actual misogynistic slop out there under the guise of horror but obsession is the straw that broke the camel’s back for you. just because you found it horrific doesn’t mean it’s misogynistic.
The shot in Obsession of Sarah’s dead body in the house is the image that’s lingered with me from that movie the most because of how misogynistic and mean-spirited it is. Basically every time I think about that movie I like it less
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We’re losing the fucking plot here, you literally cannot be a gay man and a lesbian at the same time.
I think it was better when gender and sexuality labels actually meant things. If you can call yourself a lesbian even though you're on testosterone, you've had top surgery, and you call yourself a "tboy", then what does it actually mean to be a lesbian?
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Yeah idk I don’t go to concerts but with how much tickets seem to cost these days, I’ll be fucked before I allow a venue to not allow me to use my phone as I please in the seat I paid for at the concert I also paid for.
1) phones aren't taken, just put in a pouch 2) you can unlock the pouch in designated areas 3) medical exemptions are made 4) giving outlandish scenarios in which you "need to use” your phone is a hallmark of addiction and relapse 5) stop making the "hope this helps" face at me
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This is perhaps the dumbest article that Rolling Stone has ever written. Impressive stuff!
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard ‘Choosin’ Texas’ Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Ella Langley's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but country." rollingstone.com/music/music…
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This works on human women too
A male turtle performs a fascinating “claw fluttering” ritual near a female’s face to impress her and win her over.
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We got the neighbor kid a glitter dumpling for her birthday and she opened it and it was gold and she got so incomprehensibly excited I felt old and out of touch standing there, almost exactly like this
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