This isn't something I normally do. I wanted to try something for a family member. I wrote this short story a while ago. This isn't the final version. But it came out surprisingly well. It's going to make such an adorable musical storybook.

I may have just created the worst thing ever. I apologize to no one. This is gonna be so fun. I can make musical picture books now. I added some screenshots from the V1 Test. It didn't even take 5 minutes to organize and make my little playback. I just have to figure out how to get it to export right (still figuring that out). Then all y'all are stuck seeing whatever nonsense I make with it. No apologies!

Great, I just realized I have to drive two towns over just to vote in person. At least I can drop a ballot at the police station. Should be safe. Hopefully. But seriously, Hawaii you're lacking here. We need more in person voting locations. Do better! @elections808 @GovJoshGreenMD

I aspire to be this level of cool when I grow up. Just look at that belt and shirt. Oh, shit, I'm almost 40. Still point stands.

Hmm I'm thinking a rumor system now. It would be spectacular if the simple little dressmaker could bring down the royalty with a particularly nasty rumor. Maybe King A's child isn't actually his but Baron B's son. Poor Queen A only gave 4 stars. So now the poor little dressmaker has to spread a rumor she heard. Destroying the royal family. Maybe it gets you 25% more profit from Marchioness D and Baron A. Or you push too far. Fail entirely and get an end screen where the poor little dressmaker ends up beheaded. Shit, I need to create about a dozen noblewomen now.

I didn't expect to enjoy making this weirdness. It's rough and doesn't fully work. But damn it is funny already. Make a damn dress with all the fixings and the customer still gives 2 stars. Like, bitch! You got a 300+ gold dress that bankrupted me for 98 gold. That deserves at least 4 stars. Fuck you Clara! I'm deleting your name from the game.