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Joined January 2014
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Tina Fey admits she judges rich people who keep launching side hustles when they already have hundreds of millions of dollars Tina Fey: “I don’t get excited about money. If I’m safe and I have enough money to live, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.” Amy Poehler: “Yeah, you mean like a podcast or something?” Tina Fey: “No, that is you’re doing work. I’m saying, if you sold, like… where would my line be for you? Where would I draw the line?” Amy Poehler: “Yeah, I know what you mean. Like if I had a rosé.” Tina Fey: “If you already have, like, $200 million and you’re like, ‘Also, I need you to…’” Amy Poehler: “But Tina, this is where you have to learn from Gen Z. I’m sorry, and we have to.” Tina Fey: “They don’t care. They don’t judge it. They don’t judge it.”
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Replying to @TMZ
No wonder UNC started winning. A lesson here.
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It’s amazing how much more efficient parents are on average.
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Last 50 Underdogs 26, Favorites 24 Last 100 Underdogs 51, Favorites 49 Last 200 Underdogs 99, Favorites 101 Last 1,000 Underdogs 502, Favorites 498 Pick a small enough window and you can make anything look like like it matters. Zoom out and it's a coin flip.
Last 8 prime-time NFL games Falcons +4.5 ✅ Broncos +1 ✅ Bears +3.5 ✅ Browns +2.5 ✅ Panthers +3.5 ✅ Falcons +2 ✅ Bucaneers +9.5 ✅ Ravens +3.5 ✅ Bills +3.5 MNF ⏳ Underdogs are printing cash.
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So funny that a celebrity is told no for the first time since the Bush administration and their immediate response is that they’ve been mistaken for a poor person
The Brooklyn store Kelly Clarkson criticized on here yesterday has responded with a statement.
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Replying to @Abomination81
Narrator voice: something great was not in fact coming
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Rest in peace 🙏🏽
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it’s important for women to get married so that they focus on destroying one guy’s life instead of our entire society
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Only way to explain the Red Sox win streak is thinking Vegas Dave was martingale betting against them
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Stumbling back to the house after the bars looking for a pledge to drive you to taco cabana
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"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"
If Elon Musk paid my ultra-millionaire wealth tax, we could pay for child care for all three and four year olds in America.
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The UK Rape Gang Inquiry Report is out. Read it. All of it. What's documented in this report is absolutely sickening. 250,000+ estimated victims. 149 local authority districts. Nearly 40% of the country. The first recorded case goes back to 1955. The pattern was the same everywhere. Girls as young as 11 groomed with alcohol, drugs, gifts. Raped by organized networks. Passed between groups. Trafficked between cities. Filmed for blackmail. Threatened into silence. Every institution knew. Police treated children as willing participants. Social workers closed cases with clear evidence sitting in the file. NHS staff documented genital injuries, STIs, and pregnancies in children then sent them back into danger. Teachers watched older men collect girls from school gates and said nothing. Politicians knew too. They were briefed. They chose silence because they were more afraid of being called racist than they were of leaving children in the hands of rapists. That's not a political statement. That's what the report documents. This inquiry wasn't funded by the government. It was funded by 20,000 people who decided they'd had enough waiting. Led by survivors like Sammy Woodhouse, who was raped as a child in Rotherham and spent years fighting a system that blamed her for her own abuse. The Met has quietly opened a review of 9,000 child sexual exploitation cases. The National Crime Agency launched Operation Beaconport to reexamine thousands of dropped files. Evil exists. It operated in the open for decades because every institution that should have stopped it decided its own comfort mattered more than the children it was supposed to protect. The question is whether anyone with power will actually do something about it this time.
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250 years old. Rocket ship IPOs. New York is winning again. Trillionaires. American soccer looks good. European minds are visiting, comprehending. How can you be pessimistic about the USA?
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Nocoiners are gloating Shitcoiners in shambles Fiat press churning out the stupid think pieces on why this really is the end of bitcoin We're halfway between halvings It's time to stack sats like your life depends on it Nothing beats being in tune with the cycles of nature
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Jesus Christ. How fucking tone-deaf, price-desperate, and retarded are you guys? The guy that siphoned millions from taxpayers to smoke crack and bang prostitutes (of questionable age)? Spending >$700k on said prostitutes (per court information)? The guy that slept with his brother’s widow? The guy that MANUALLY downloaded sexually suggestive pics of his niece from aforementioned widow’s digital phone backups? The same widow that said she “wouldn’t allow him to be alone with her youngest daughter b/c of sexually inappropriate behavior”? The guy that would’ve been prosecuted for sitting on Burisma’s board selling U.S info/intel/access to POTUS/“big guy” (had his POTUS dad not demanded prosecutor’s firing withholding $1B as leverage)? The guy that filmed his own amateur porn with prostitutes while he blazed crack rocks with impunity? Impunity not due to lack of evidence, but due to supreme circumvention of accountability via presidential pardon? Hunter’s life is the literal antithesis of “proof of work.” If Jared Fogle from subway logged on and promoted crypto are you gonna look up his Alma Mater and celebrate his voice too?? Call him “an OG” if he mentions the right book title?? For fuck sake Caitlin this isn’t about a “caricature” you can’t be this retarded Jesus Christ.
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Me fully exposed to the only asset on the entire planet that hasn’t gone up in the last year. Down 50% from ATH. Still stacking sats like a maniac. You wouldn’t get it.
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Okay I apologize. I didn't realize you were retarded.
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Just failed a phishing test at work #retard
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