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I hate Touts and DFS touts. TK3BM

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Joined January 2014
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Tina Fey admits she judges rich people who keep launching side hustles when they already have hundreds of millions of dollars Tina Fey: “I don’t get excited about money. If I’m safe and I have enough money to live, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.” Amy Poehler: “Yeah, you mean like a podcast or something?” Tina Fey: “No, that is you’re doing work. I’m saying, if you sold, like… where would my line be for you? Where would I draw the line?” Amy Poehler: “Yeah, I know what you mean. Like if I had a rosé.” Tina Fey: “If you already have, like, $200 million and you’re like, ‘Also, I need you to…’” Amy Poehler: “But Tina, this is where you have to learn from Gen Z. I’m sorry, and we have to.” Tina Fey: “They don’t care. They don’t judge it. They don’t judge it.”
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When I first found out about the greatness of @groovinmahoovin , I remember one of the biggest bets he talked about placing was Oregon -180 vs OSU in the National Championship Game. Did it win? No. Was it the right play? Yes
It’s crazy that there are so many people out here giving advice about sports betting with zero understanding of math and probability. Everyone should need to have a license to do this and be able to demonstrate a strong proficiency and understanding of math and probability. I would happily get a license if it meant everyone else would have to. This space would become much more quiet.
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Replying to @TMZ
No wonder UNC started winning. A lesson here.
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This is the female equivalent of dudes thinking they could tackle Derrick Henry in the open field cause they played safety 20 years ago on a 4-8 high school team
This is why hypergamy exists, women have no idea what their real smv is because they're constantly lying about it to each other. They're making her believe that she could compete with literal supermodels if she was not sweaty and had some makeup on, lol.
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CHD, Theo and degenerates or news companies podcasts 🤮 I imagine @b_boknows would be on here if he produced an episode with @SethBurn and Luo weekly
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It’s amazing how much more efficient parents are on average.
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Last 50 Underdogs 26, Favorites 24 Last 100 Underdogs 51, Favorites 49 Last 200 Underdogs 99, Favorites 101 Last 1,000 Underdogs 502, Favorites 498 Pick a small enough window and you can make anything look like like it matters. Zoom out and it's a coin flip.
Last 8 prime-time NFL games Falcons +4.5 ✅ Broncos +1 ✅ Bears +3.5 ✅ Browns +2.5 ✅ Panthers +3.5 ✅ Falcons +2 ✅ Bucaneers +9.5 ✅ Ravens +3.5 ✅ Bills +3.5 MNF ⏳ Underdogs are printing cash.
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So funny that a celebrity is told no for the first time since the Bush administration and their immediate response is that they’ve been mistaken for a poor person
The Brooklyn store Kelly Clarkson criticized on here yesterday has responded with a statement.
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Replying to @Abomination81
Narrator voice: something great was not in fact coming
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Replying to @panda6967
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Feel like @SethBurn and @hagrinNFL have had this very debate.
Can I ask a really dumb question Would you be mad if your favorite NFL team used the 1st overall pick on a kicker.. but you were guaranteed he’d make EVERY kick from 60 yards or closer for his entire career Would that actually be worth the 1.01? some football data analyst please pull up the science behind this because I genuinely need to know
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Holy shit this is perfect
I made my 1st bet of college football season and it may be my strongest play of the year. Rutgers -29.5 to beat umass by 40 plus
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USC fans are fair weather?? No way!!
USC vs San Jose State, season opener on Sep 5, 2009. 90 degrees, 12:30p kickoff, attendance was 84,325. Today’s attendance was announced as 51,144; which we know was much lower than that. Fans blame the heat and the fact SC was playing SJSU. But maybe it has more to do with success. USC was 102-26 from 2000-2009. They are 45-27 since 2020. 2009 had the same opponent and similar weather conditions, what’s changed? Fans pushed through the heat before.
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Holy shit I completely forgot Good Good has a tour event. Makes the Driver debacle even worse
Th governing bodies of golf need to come together and have a serious discussion about where the game is headed and the influence of all this YouTube/Instagram slop. Things like Good Good having a tour event, Shinnecock opening up the course to a bunch of Instagram influencers and Riggs defending Tiger’s behavior are a direct impact on young golfers and how they behave on and off the course. I really hope there’s enough intelligence left at the top of Big Golf to take a step back and reevaluate the people and organizations they want to promote and partner with.
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Rest in peace 🙏🏽
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Replying to @JStefanop1
I remember seeing a post on Reddit a while back where someone said they generated a new seed and it already had transactions. Everyone said it was impossible (I thought the same). Maybe it was a collision.
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it’s important for women to get married so that they focus on destroying one guy’s life instead of our entire society
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I buy 2 packs of Costco puma socks, use only black ones for 6 months then switch to grays
Couple months ago I threw away all non matching socks and now I just wash clothes and throw the socks in a drawer without putting them in pairs and my life is exponentially better. I’ll die on this hill.
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Occams retweeted
Only way to explain the Red Sox win streak is thinking Vegas Dave was martingale betting against them
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Pretty much best day of the year to be up before 5
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