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@OctaviusOctupus

30, Associates degree owner, fuck with your boi

Joined March 2022
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allan@wholydeepNov 6
GENTE QUEM SÃO ESSAS
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lleh (@ouchmyboob) profile picturelleh@ouchmyboobNov 4
girl we going to islam
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DOJA CAT
@DojaCatNov 6
You know what? I’m about to say it…. I don’t care that you broke your elbow.
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H@hashyhashh21h
Hey @NYCMayor so my apartment flooded with sewage 12 days ago and the walls and flooring were removed and my landlord ghosted me and my place is still uninhabitable 🤠 throwing out the Mamdani bat signal as my last resort cuz the city isn’t doing anything to help 🙃
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Isaiah Martin
@isaiahrmartinNov 6
EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT THE REPUBLICANS DESIGNED THEIR HEALTHCARE CUTS TO TAKE AFFECT STARTING IN 2027 BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO CREATE A PROBLEM TO BLAME DEMOCRATS FOR! THEY KNEW THEY WOULD LOSE, SO THEY MADE YOUR LIFE MORE EXPENSIVE TO GIVE THEMSELVES A TALKING POINT!
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sammy
@_itzsammyNov 5
Mamdani announced $122 million to hire 1,000 more teachers in 2027. No wonder they say socialism is so terrible: our tax dollars go to our schools instead of endless foreign wars.
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Zaza Waybright@Le_UnorthodoxNov 5
Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
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@DegenTracker_Nov 5
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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@em_LazzyNov 5
Chris Pratt telling his 1st wife he needs space to focus on his career and not his family bc he felt held back...only to impregnate Arnold's daughter, marry her, have the kid and say how great it is to finally have a healthy child...bc his child with wife 1 has a disability. He sickens me and his fake Christianity makes it worse
Jenni (@hashjenni) profile pictureJenni
@hashjenniNov 5
What’s some CELEBRITY TEA that still pisses you off TO THIS DAY??
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Jacob 🫧@GalacticaGay314Nov 5
Straight people are so annoying. If a hot professional hockey player wants to thirst trap with macaroons and accidentally post his uncut tip in the process, LET HIM!
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GD44 (@GD44vh) profile pictureGD44@GD44vhNov 2
Replying to @ArmorofIre
See you tomorrow when republicans take everything
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Mugi Goof 🥸@MugiwaraDGoofyNov 4
I’ve just accepted that I’m going to be laughing for days
peanut (@amoxicillinhter) profile picturepeanut@amoxicillinhterNov 4
REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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NEVER DELETING THIS APP EVER!!!!!
Moni (@yonces_plastic) profile pictureMoni
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lola💕
@ThePickleQueeenNov 5
Republicans saying Democrats have the House and Senate now, so everything better be cheaper by January, tells me everything I need to know about their understanding of government. Baby, they don’t even take office until January. Y’all really just be voting and hoping for the best. 😭
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🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ (@prmade313raised) profile picture
🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️
@prmade313raisedNov 5
Friendly reminder: The Big Beautiful Bill was written, passed, and signed by REPUBLICANS! 218 Republican votes in the House, 50 in the Senate, with JD Vance breaking the tie! NOT ONE Democrat voted for it! Trump signed it into law July 4, 2025! So when the consequences hit…DON’T blame Democrats! Good day!
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irvin 🐉@fittedhatonNov 5
I WANNA SAVE A HORSEEEEE
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NICE WORK COLORADO
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boypussy extraordinaire@GAYLOSTBOYSNov 4
BTW the Big Beautiful Bill starts in January, the same time our new elected officials are sworn into office, DO NOT CONFLATE THE TWO THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CHANGES THE BILL WILL CAUSE
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Gina Darling
@MissGinaDarlingNov 5
This is def the meme of the year 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 thank you @cartoonnetwork
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☽@HEIMPRINTNov 4
this video being the theme of twitter last night 😭😭😭
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