White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow

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bleet · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:44 PM UTC

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@lilbleetbitchhOct 27

this girl said I fcked everybody everybody did i fck yall?

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𓅓 · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:35 PM UTC

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𓅓@ufw_AnomalyOct 27

currently soft launching my disappearance

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piss girl · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:23 PM UTC

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piss girl@xtsygirllOct 28

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware

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Maarin Stallli · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:32 PM UTC

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Maarin Stallli@saghalinaOct 26

It’s literally MOGadishu, please.

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:57 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

Messi 5th and Olise 9th? Another year of pure robbery #BallonDor

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:47 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

R9 highlights are always just phenomenal, proper magician #BallonDor

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:41 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

Let’s wrap this up Alexia #BallonDor

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

No way they got Sansa Stark & Alan Shearer stood next to each other, what in the multiverse #BallonDor

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

They got avengers of football headshape heritage on stage rn #BallonDor

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:47 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

Saka out here winning awards for activism at a football ceremony, put the fries in the bag bro it’s 9:45pm #BallonDor

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fu · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:39 PM UTC

fu@OhSoFuOct 26

I better see Mbappe or Kane lifting that Balon Dor in the next 10 mins, I don’t wanna see no Yamal nonsense

Billythegoat 🐐🐐 · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:04 PM UTC

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@BillythegoatukOct 25

Fucc it im still United till i die take us to League one im still here

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🐬 · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

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@_pauliegeeOct 23

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful

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