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London
Joined April 2019
Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg
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that text ding loud asf when you cheating
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White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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this girl said I fcked everybody everybody did i fck yall?
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currently soft launching my disappearance
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First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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It’s literally MOGadishu, please.
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Fucc it im still United till i die take us to League one im still here
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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😭😭
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I don’t get Molly comedowns because my heart is pure
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To know me is to know I laugh at everything
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damn i hate being sober
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i fall in love w anyone on drugs
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if the uk had riots today i know that there would be man doing clean up crew
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You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes
stop tweeting with zero likes
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this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭
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ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47 am.
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Valid cuz why would you do some foul shit like that? Smh
My ex told me he had sex with 3 different women since our breakup. I told him I went on a date the other day. Now IM blocked?? hello 😭
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bring back fwbs, not everything has to end up in situationships
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