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Once Upon A Betch

@OnceUponABetch

She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.

Joined June 2011
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Why did no one tell me about a magical period tracker? Now I can plan froyo craving in advance 馃檶 @clue #notanad
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How did people remember birthdays before Facebook?
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Molly@Molly_Kats22 Jan 2016
One of my best qualities is the ability to hold a grudge for 12 years.
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One of the greatest mysteries in my world is how I can constantly shed so much hair and yet not be bald
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ali waller@imaliwaller3 Jan 2016
How much time has to pass before it's cool to unfollow your friends' exes on Instagram?
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Searching for the spotify playlist "songs that actually make me get off my ass and clean my room"
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What if cab drivers could see everything I'm texting about them while I'm in their cab....馃拃
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@MensHumor1 Jan 2016
Girls on the morning of January 1st vine.co/v/exwJ0iLpmxd
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So many sparky snapchat stories to watch, so little phone battery.
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Today I鈥檓 wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
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I have yet to be sober in 2016.
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