She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.
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How much time has to pass before it's cool to unfollow your friends' exes on Instagram?
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Girls on the morning of January 1st
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I would say that I'm absolutely crushing it at life minus not having very much money and consistently making bad choices
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I feel like I should go out tonight, but I'll just lay down until the feeling passes.
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If I had a time machine, I'd spend about 6 months staging photos for future #tbt's before even thinking about killing Hitler.
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Let's all admit DVD collections are just lazy displays to show people who come over what kind of person you want them to think you are.
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A Kim Kardashian cry face emoji would accurately sum up most of my days. @TrendyProblems #trendyproblems
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The fact there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven should tell us something about anticipated traffic.
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"My friend just got dumped and I need to console her" is a magical key that releases you from even the most ironclad plans. Go... be free.
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You're either the Lauren Conrad or the Kristin Cavallari. You cannot be both. @TrendyProblems
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I got 99 problems and they can all be temporarily fixed with alcohol. #TSM