Tooves

Inglis to Marnus upon walking off

Long overlooked, this was a great hair day for Steve Smith, so it wasn't a complete disaster.

Hundreds of "you have to drop him" experts slinking back into the hedge

The hue and noise is uncannily Sandpaper

I never thought I'd see head loss like the All Blacks do if one person doesn't watch the Haka. But then Nike thought that a navy jersey might look nice.

What's the matter with you? (Congrats)

So, we ran an audit on 2007 and thought, what if we didn't get so riled up and accuse France of cheating for wearing Blue?

"So we hatched a plan to work out what to do in the case of things not going 100% perfectly for us" It really is the most basic of strategies.

"I'm just popping to the shops, a trip inspired by the 2011 All Blacks team who enjoyed eating regularly in order to sustain the energy levels required for a rugby match"

New Zealander not being led by some confected All Blacks policy challenge. Level: Impossible

People who'll be PROUD to pull on the cap.

I've seen literally everyone get dropped, including Head, Carey, Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood. Everyone!

I call for calm amongst the team pickers of Australian cricket fans

Marnus was out about 8 times today.

We need a coder to get in to Marnus' brain to work out the bug when he hits 31*

It's like a model on a late 80s game show