Paramedic Scottish Ambulance Service, and sometime runner. All views are my own.

Aberdeenshire
Joined June 2010
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This guy is starting to come around.
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Please light a candle for #Cressida She is @JustStop_Oil finest.
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This is hysterical 😂😂. Is this actual audio or is this impersonators. Who watched??
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A rare image of a Great White Shark stepping on Lego.
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Schrödinger's dumpster
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Andrew Grantham and Clark the talking dog, 📹Talking Animals
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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Sturgeon is the Firestarter...........
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Talking pish for Scotland…….
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🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex. For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors. It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal. I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment. If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it. #ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland 11/X
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BREAKING: One of the world’s strictest hate speech laws came into force in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The law favored by First Minister Humza Yousaf carries prison sentences up to 7 years for statements “stirring up hate” Here’s Humza himself stirring up hate against 97% of the Scottish population
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Warning: This clip contains adult themes and content the SNP may find distressing.
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I'm a Flight Attendant which means I attend the flights. The first bit is the boring explanation, but the Flight Attendant's version of events is hilarious.
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This is utterly brilliant. A student accuses @jk_rowling of being transphobic. This teacher skilfully dissects the claim and challenges it by asking questions. He teaches not what to think, but how to think critically. Watch until the end. You see the epiphany in real-time.
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No doubt @nicolasturgeon has been honing her "Lie and Deny" responses to tomorrow's questioning but it's too late. She deceived the bereaved and the country in general. All but the rabid now know what she did. She has no place in public office.
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Humza: I am winging it! And will get found out sooner rather than later 🤣 Jason Leitch: Me too. People lost loved ones, couldn't attend funerals, lost jobs and businesses. Here's the health minister & clinical lead laughing in real time at not knowing what they're doing.
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The former First Minister exploited the pandemic for political advantage. The current First Minister meekly accepted Nicola Sturgeon’s approach to pandemic decisions. #CovidInquiry
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Lets get this correct. Nicola Sturgeon called Boris Johnson a fucking clown and later suggested schools should cut the bottoms of their doors ! 🤔
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The Hole-in-the-Budget Gang are at it again. Hitting businesses, taking your cash, making your life a misery and keeping the local police force very busy.
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