@OracleGraham
Joined February 2012
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Wishing you well, Louie! And thank you for standing with millions of women who don’t want you coming between them and decisions they make with their doctor. How about this: you stay out of their doctor’s office and we stay out of yours.
Louie Gohmert
@replouiegohmert31 Jul 2020
I am taking #Hydroxychloroquine to treat my coronavirus diagnosis. It is what was decided as the best course of action between my doctor and me--not by government bureaucrats. How long until the tech tyrants censor this tweet?
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese12 Jun 2020
Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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NHS Million
@NHSMillion16 Mar 2019
This is the list of what Laura Marston has sacrificed to keep herself alive: Her car, her furniture, her apartment, her retirement fund, her dog This is happening in America in 2019 Thank goodness for our NHS bbc.com/news/world-us-canada…

The human cost of insulin in America

Diabetics in the US are rationing insulin - and dying. How did we get to this point and what's the fix?

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I am DBA@DBAamI9 Apr 2018
“My sql is running slow” “Why aren’t you storing dates as dates?” “But my sql is running slow” “why aren’t you using bind variables?” “Make my sql run faster” “Go away”
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Dai Lama@WelshDalaiLama1 Apr 2018
April Fool's Day. A day when people pause to think if that thing they read on the internet is true or not. A skill sorely lacking during the other 364 days of the year.
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Now time to announce Oracle Real-World Performance Tour – Hyderabad with theme “Increasing Database Performance in the Cloud”. Do not miss this opportunity learn from Andrew and his crew. @oracleugs @oracleace @Oracle_India meraevents.com/event/aioug-o…
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#DeleteEnglish
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Katie Wood@jst1kt24 Mar 2018
I agree with these veterans... thank you for your service❣️ xitter.cf/emma4change/status/977… – at El Granada, CA
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Still time to register for our FREE Chicago OUG meeting next week! 😀 Free food, prizes, and Oracle knowledge! lnkd.in/gkY-tyd @cougorg @ioug @oracleugs @oracleace @ViONcorp @OracleGraham @RichNiemiec @brost @JimTheWhyGuy @OracleDatabase #Oracle #Kafka
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The Onion
@TheOnion14 Feb 2018
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens trib.al/AdNR9gz
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Replying to @OracleGraham @YouTube
Real-World Performance at #OOW17. See the Real World sessions in Moscone West RM 3012 from 11am. #RWP
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Yup.....The Onion nails it
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Get more than Top Waits and Top SQL from the AWR. Read it the #RWP way. Marriott Marquis Salon 10/11 @ 1:15pm
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More #RWP sessions @ #OOW17. Be a Hero with Your DBA Marriott Salon 10/11 Mon 1:15 and Tues 4:45. AWR for developers and Architects
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#RWP #oow17 Got performance issues? Bring you AWR/ADDM/ASH/SQL*Monitor data to booth SOA-161 in the demoground for analysis by RWP.
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Real World Performance Open World 2017 youtu.be/QFSoIwVqvBA via @YouTube #RWP #OOW17
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Neil Gunther@DrQz4 Sep 2017
The Performance Paradox: The better u do ur job, the more invisible u become. goo.gl/1aTRvw 🐵 🙄
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Wonderful wisdom from @CaryMillsap #td17 @CintraSoftware #sogood
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Maria Colgan@SQLMaria3 Feb 2017
Come join @GeraldVenzl @connor_mc_d @sfonplsql @TheInMemoryGuy @kris @OracleGraham and many more at RMOUG Training Days next week
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Katie Wood@jst1kt14 Oct 2016
"I thought, is this Michael Caine? Then you spoke and I had to ask." check in clerk at hotel #travelingwithacelebrity
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