@OracleGraham
Joined February 2012
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Wishing you well, Louie! And thank you for standing with millions of women who don’t want you coming between them and decisions they make with their doctor. How about this: you stay out of their doctor’s office and we stay out of yours.
Louie Gohmert
@replouiegohmert31 Jul 2020
I am taking #Hydroxychloroquine to treat my coronavirus diagnosis. It is what was decided as the best course of action between my doctor and me--not by government bureaucrats. How long until the tech tyrants censor this tweet?
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese12 Jun 2020
Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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NHS Million
@NHSMillion16 Mar 2019
This is the list of what Laura Marston has sacrificed to keep herself alive: Her car, her furniture, her apartment, her retirement fund, her dog This is happening in America in 2019 Thank goodness for our NHS bbc.com/news/world-us-canada…

The human cost of insulin in America

Diabetics in the US are rationing insulin - and dying. How did we get to this point and what's the fix?

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I am DBA@DBAamI9 Apr 2018
“My sql is running slow” “Why aren’t you storing dates as dates?” “But my sql is running slow” “why aren’t you using bind variables?” “Make my sql run faster” “Go away”
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Dai Lama@WelshDalaiLama1 Apr 2018
April Fool's Day. A day when people pause to think if that thing they read on the internet is true or not. A skill sorely lacking during the other 364 days of the year.
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Now time to announce Oracle Real-World Performance Tour – Hyderabad with theme “Increasing Database Performance in the Cloud”. Do not miss this opportunity learn from Andrew and his crew. @oracleugs @oracleace @Oracle_India meraevents.com/event/aioug-o…
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#DeleteEnglish
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Katie Wood@jst1kt24 Mar 2018
I agree with these veterans... thank you for your service❣️ xitter.cf/emma4change/status/977… – at El Granada, CA
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Still time to register for our FREE Chicago OUG meeting next week! 😀 Free food, prizes, and Oracle knowledge! lnkd.in/gkY-tyd @cougorg @ioug @oracleugs @oracleace @ViONcorp @OracleGraham @RichNiemiec @brost @JimTheWhyGuy @OracleDatabase #Oracle #Kafka
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The Onion
@TheOnion14 Feb 2018
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens trib.al/AdNR9gz
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Yup.....The Onion nails it
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Neil Gunther@DrQz4 Sep 2017
The Performance Paradox: The better u do ur job, the more invisible u become. goo.gl/1aTRvw 🐵 🙄
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Wonderful wisdom from @CaryMillsap #td17 @CintraSoftware #sogood
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Maria Colgan@SQLMaria3 Feb 2017
Come join @GeraldVenzl @connor_mc_d @sfonplsql @TheInMemoryGuy @kris @OracleGraham and many more at RMOUG Training Days next week
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Katie Wood@jst1kt14 Oct 2016
"I thought, is this Michael Caine? Then you spoke and I had to ask." check in clerk at hotel #travelingwithacelebrity
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MyPOV - You know #endorsements and @LinkedIn are broken when.... your dentist endorses you for enterprise software know how #HCMWorld
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Peter Hamby
@PeterHamby2 Jul 2014
Someone changed the Wikipedia entry for U.S. Secretary of Defense to 'Tim Howard' ftw.usatoday.com/2014/07/tim…
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All of America's National Parks are free this weekend. Retweet to spread the word! Learn more here: on.doi.gov/QteeZx
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Doug Burns@orcldoug21 Sep 2013
Come and hear me and AWR royalty Graham Wood (@OracleGraham) at 3:15 on Monday in Moscone South 104 - "AWR Soup to Nuts" [CON9578] #oow13
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