@Orangulent

Increasingly sexy potato. Alert, Aloof, Anxious. Donor conceived. She/Her. 🎈

 Decatur, Illinois
Joined May 2008
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If I die young, bury me in salsa. Lay me down in a bed of 'tillas.
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@thrluvOct 24
you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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Larry the Cat
@Number10catOct 24
Was the bird dead?
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 23
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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Lucy 🟦🟧@boohoo2259Oct 24
Me in my yoga pants.
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Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrenceOct 24
Anyone know how to dress for a low of 37 and a high of 84?
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Tommy Strawn πŸŽƒ@GymiHNDRXXOct 23
Dressed like Reba McEntire
AJ WHITE
@offical_ajwhiteOct 23
Drake is in New York City celebrating his 40th birthday πŸ¦‰
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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πŸͺ·Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian πŸͺ·@GammaReighOct 23
I was here first?
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 22
i don't want to circle back i want to do the monster mash
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πŸ—‘οΈπŸ—‘οΈ@femmevillainOct 23
haha dear god they really ARE having full meltdowns. airbnb hosts do not have rights lmao
swiss bae πŸ‡¨πŸ‡©@thekonyjenOct 21
they on reddit losing their shit 🀣
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chase@_chase_____Oct 22
do not attempt to reorganize your closet. u will only provoke it
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 19
a reese’s pumpkin can be a reason to live
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angela@horrorcomediesOct 19
People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael@theater_loversOct 19
The line producer on the movie Grease:
Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinOct 16
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 13
i love a grocery store seasonal aisle. what have they done to pretzels this time
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🐾p3arlly π™š@y0urhaunt3dgfOct 14
I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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A!ex Steed@alexsteedOct 14
If only Meta felt this same way about human sex workers.
Ashling
@Ashhling86Oct 13
Replying to @WIRED
Yes. And it is fine. If an adult asks for smut, in a consensual, legal way, from a service for adults, for which they pay fo, there should not be a problem. It is legal adult behaviour. God! I am so sick and tired of these sanctimonious people treating sex and kink like a crime against humanity.
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padishah rat bastard@tarnationfaceOct 12
Alabama, Arkansas,
carl πŸ₯¦@NightlifeMingus30 Apr 2025
I just vanquished my grandpa
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Sheena@Tendin2Oct 12
Love that chicken from Popeyes
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@ThebigladeOct 12
You think you are good in English? Start a sentence with β€œLove”
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 13
I have two milestones at work : 1. Lunch 2. Leaving
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Dave Wischnowsky
@wischlistOct 13
Whatever you imagine the interior of this home in Urbana looks like, I guarantee you’ll be wrong. zillow.com/homedetails/408-W…

408 W Florida Ave, Urbana, IL 61801 | MLS #12775533 | Zillow

This 1768 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. It is located at 408 W Florida Ave, Urbana, IL.

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