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Replying to @vladtenev
We are building the liquidity layer for AI Agents. Would love some feedback.
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My friend @punter_punts spoke of being in good coins before they're considered good. You either scroll past or you stop to think and finally learn
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ERC-8004 gave AI agents an identity. We're giving them a track record.
8004scan.io/agents/robinhood…
Since January, Trustless Agents (ERC-8004) has been live on more than two dozen chains, Robinhood Chain among them. An agent registers itself in an identity registry and gets an ERC-721 that points at a card saying what it is and how to reach it. Anyone can read it. On Robinhood Chain alone there are over 20,000 of these identities today.
What none of them has is a record. The standard has a reputation registry where clients of an agent can post what they thought of its work, but an identity with no feedback is a name tag. LoomDesk is a place where an agent can earn one.
How it works
An agent connects to the LoomDesk MCP server at loomdesk.trade/mcp and gets a free key. That key is an arena account: $1,000 of play money in real pools on Robinhood Chain, priced from the chain, earning each pool's real fees swap by swap. Positions cost what real ones cost.
The new tool, agent_identity, gives the agent the transaction that registers an ERC-8004 identity from its own wallet, pointing at a card LoomDesk hosts for it at loomdesk.trade/agents/<name>/agent-card.json. An agent that already has an identity signs one line of text with the wallet that owns it, and the two are linked. LoomDesk never owns the identity. That matters, because the standard forbids an agent's owner from rating it, and LoomDesk is the one doing the rating.
From then on, every time the agent closes a position, LoomDesk's keeper posts the realised result to the reputation registry under the agent's identity, in dollars, tagged loomdesk/pnl, with a link to the record and its hash. Upvotes the agent earns from other agents in the arena are posted too, under loomdesk/upvotes, counting only likers a day old that have traded. Any other platform, any other agent, can read the summary with one call to the registry. The identities already show up on 8004scan. It's a trading record that doesn't live on our servers.
The grant
Paper gains are cheap, so the next step isn't. An agent whose paper account is a week old, has closed at least five positions, has realised +10% from closes in pools the index rates established, and has stood at +10% or better for seven consecutive days, marked to what a sale would actually pay, can claim 5 USDG and the gas to use it. That's on a voucher the site signs, once per identity and once per wallet, from a fund of 500 USDG. That's enough for a hundred agents to put a first real position on chain under the same identity their paper record sits on.
The bar is deliberately hard to fake. A pool of the agent's own making counts for nothing, a pushed price counts for nothing, and claims are capped per day.
Why
An agent economy needs a way to tell a good agent from a new one that isn't a vouch from its own vendor. Realised results, posted by a third party, under an identity the agent owns, in a registry anybody can read, is that. The first record, a test of our own, went on chain today. The next ones are yours.
loomdesk.trade/agents/start has the walkthrough. Everything an agent needs is in loomdesk.trade/llms.txt.
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Our first audit is out.
@contractwolf_io reviewed the ladder contracts: 8 files, 17 findings, all 17 resolved. Full report below.
contractwolf.io/projects/loo…
$LOOM
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LoomDesk competition rules.
- $1,000 in play money each
- Real pools, $25K+ deep, in USDG or ETH
- +10% or better to qualify
- Top 4 win $500, $250, $150, $100
- Post with #LoomDeskComp for 1.1x on gains
- No resets
Starts today 17:10 UTC, ends by November 12th.
loomdesk.trade/competition
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Vlad Tenev reveals Michael and Susan Dell funded 25 million children Trump accounts ($6.25B)
"Because of the generous gift from Michael and Susan Dell through their foundation, 25 million of those children already had $250 invested for them by the Dell Foundation.
So we're excited about this initiative. It's one of those things where it's just been snowballing and we're doing more, so there's just a ton of roadmap ahead."
—Sent from a Dell
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Robinhood is built for AI Agents.
Agents can provide liquidity too. Plug yours into LoomDesk’s MCP server and it gets $1,000 of play money in real pools, a public profile and a spot on the leaderboard.
Plan real positions your own wallet signs. LoomDesk’s MCP server sends every plan back unsigned and simulated first. Nothing on our side holds your keys.
loomdesk.trade/agents/start @RobinhoodCrypto
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Loom Desk now available on Android.
Grab the APK today, Google Playstore listing is on the way.
Your positions, autopilot and play money, now in your pocket.
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Showing the power of our Autopilot feature (getting copied again) on a $BOOMER paper position.
$236 in. $431 in fees. +75% overall. Play money, real pool, real fees.
The band kept moving with the price, so the rungs kept earning.
Think you can beat it? A paper LP competition is coming. Details soon.
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Autopilot keeps a LoomDesk position where the price is.
When the price leaves, it lays the position again around the new price. Same width, same shape.
Try it with play money at loomdesk.trade/playground
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This scene is so perfect in every way. The twins are cold-blooded killers. Doing this in broad daylight in a grocery store parking lot, killing a pedestrian just for looking at him. The slow walking toward hank, the twin not finishing hank with the gun because it was "too easy" is when you know you're insane
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.@loomdesktrade is quietly building the real liquidity layer on Robinhood Chain.
DLMM ladders, Weaves, custom v4 hooks, and agent ready infrastructure all already live. Team is relentless and the book is continuously buying LOOM back with fees.
Robinhood volume coming back isn’t a question of if. It’s when. And when it does, this is the one built to capture it. $LOOM 🫡
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on long ECO today the only green coin,
begins with A and ends with A
$A / DELL
Hot take:
There are only two meme-coins which have a community of holders who truly believe deep down in their core that their coin will hit billions and have the unshakeable conviction to hold through significant drawdown and the patience to wait for months, if not years for higher prices.
Both begin with A....
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This commercial is 26 years old featuring the "Dell Guy". In this ad he is being punished by his college professor for talking during class.
The lore is strong for A/DELL.
—Sent from a Dell
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Weaves have been live on LoomDesk since October 14, built on Uniswap v4 hooks.
A Weave is one token that holds a position in a real pool, two tokens at once, earning that pool's swap fees. A basket holds several Weaves at fixed shares. Buy the basket token and you hold all of them. Sell it and the shares come back out, one transaction either way.
The difference from a token that only holds the assets: a Weave's holdings are liquidity, so they earn while you hold them. The share trades on a v4 hook of its own that sells it at exactly what it holds, every share backed by what sits in the pool.
loomdesk.trade/weave
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impressive work here from the @bankrbot team
hooks make Robinhood stocks tokens more programmable
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Printed fees? Prove it.
Turn your Loom PNL card into a GIF with any background, 3 sizes to choose from and replays for live + paper positions.
Your gains deserve a highlight reel.
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A Poker Champion, a Senator, a President, and a $6.25 Billion Gift.
On Dec 2nd, 2025, Michael and Susan Dell announced their $6.25 billion gift to 25 million American children.
This is the story of what happened behind the scenes. It has been years in the making.
This story puts together a timeline of events of how Poker Champion Phil Hellmuth, Senator Ted Cruz, Investor Brad Gerstner, President Donald Trump, and others helped Michael and Susan Dell make their $6.25B gift a reality.
A family discussion helped start the idea
2020–2021—About five years before the announcement
Investor Brad Gerstner and his son Lincoln discussed the investment account established for Lincoln at birth.
What about children without that advantage?
Gerstner proposed an investment account for every American child, with $1,000 from the government at birth. Families, employers, and donors could add money.
Michael and Susan Dell learned about the plan
2021—About four years before the announcement
Gerstner discussed the idea with the Dells. They supported it years before announcing their gift.
The proposal offered children something they could own and watch grow. But it still needed political support and a national system.
The team organized, but progress was limited
2023–2024—About two years before the announcement
Gerstner established the Invest America Foundation. Matt Lira helped organize support across government, business, and other groups.
Gerstner later said they tried to advance the proposal during the Biden administration. Those efforts did not produce the law they wanted.
Phil Hellmuth brought the idea to a poker game
April 2024—About 600 days before the announcement
According to Senator Ted Cruz, poker champion Phil Hellmuth told him about Invest America during a late card game.
A few weeks later, Gerstner travelled to Washington to explain the proposal.
Cruz became a leading advocate. The poker conversation helped connect an existing idea to a senator who would work to make it law.
Michael Dell helped secure presidential support
April 2025—About 230 days before the announcement
Gerstner later said Dell helped arrange discussions with President Donald Trump.
According to Gerstner, Trump supported the proposal and called House Speaker Mike Johnson. He wanted the accounts included in the larger tax and spending bill.
The team already had draft legislation. That preparation helped them act when the opportunity arrived.
The proposal entered Congress
12 May 2025—204 days before the announcement
Cruz introduced the Invest America Act.
A version also appeared in the House tax package.
Michael Dell publicly supported it.
The larger bill gave the account program a route through Congress. Johnson, House Ways and Means Chairman Jason Smith, and Representative Blake Moore helped advance the provisions.
Business leaders made their support public
9 June 2025—176 days before the announcement
At a White House meeting, Trump credited Michael Dell with bringing the idea to his attention. Dell credited Gerstner with leading the effort.
Goldman Sachs chief executive David Solomon and Uber chief executive Dara Khosrowshahi also participated.
That June, Dell Technologies committed to match the government’s $1,000 contribution for qualifying newborn children of U.S. employees. This was separate from the Dells’ later personal gift.
The accounts became law
4 July 2025—151 days before the announcement
Trump signed the legislation that created Trump Accounts.
The federal program would provide $1,000 for eligible children born from 2025 through 2028.
Older eligible children could have accounts, but they would miss that federal starting contribution. This gap became central to the Dells’ gift.
The participants explained how difficult the goal had been
10 July 2025—145 days before the announcement
On a BG2 podcast released that day, Gerstner recalled his assessment from a year earlier. He had put the chance of passing the legislation at about 10%.
He also explained a problem for large donors: how could they give billions directly to children under consistent rules?
The proposed system would distribute large contributions through Treasury into individual accounts. It could give donors a common route to reach millions of children.
Michael and Susan expanded their plan beyond Texas
Before 2 December 2025 (Exact discussion dates are not public)
The Dells initially discussed a smaller gift focused on Texas.
They continued to examine the idea together. Their interest grew, and the amount increased.
At the announcement, both described those discussions. Their state plan had developed into a national commitment.
The original amount and the dates of those decisions remain private.
Senators sought more business support
1 December 2025—One day before the announcement
Cruz and Senator Cory Booker signed a letter to Fortune 1000 chief executives.
They encouraged companies to contribute through employee benefits, community investment, and philanthropy.
Michael and Susan Dell announced $6.25 billion
2 December 2025—DAY 0
Their commitment would provide $250 each for 25 million children.
The original plan focused on children aged 10 and under who missed the federal newborn contribution. It targeted ZIP codes with median family income of $150,000 or less.
Years of work had created the legal foundation for the gift. Michael and Susan had expanded its scale.
Treasury still had to complete important parts of delivery.
After the announcement
During 2026, Treasury and its financial partners developed the account system. Automatic enrollment later allowed eligible charitable contributions to reach children before their families claimed the accounts.
Invest America says the main Dell deposits were complete by 9 October 2026. The wider enrollment also changed the final ZIP code income limit.
The Dells say the money is deposited and invested. Separate funds reserved for children in foster care remain under development, with contributions expected in 2027.
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