Fiscal .GIF · Jan 23, 2013 · 10:17 PM UTC

#dominicanwords How are you today?

Fiscal .GIF · Jan 23, 2013 · 10:17 PM UTC

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 27, 2012 · 7:19 PM UTC

#NKFollowSpree TEEN TWITTER IS GREAT, AND NOT A TERRIBLE CACOPHONY OF BARELY SENTIENT VOICES PRAYING FOR RECOGNITION. ALSO FOLLOW ME

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 27, 2012 · 7:17 PM UTC

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 27, 2012 · 7:15 PM UTC

#NKFollowSpree Look at all these tweets! Kim Jong-Un really likes candy i guess

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 27, 2012 · 7:11 PM UTC

#ProsOfDatingMe milla kunis. aubrey plaza. waahaha just kidding folks me and celebrities are unlovable

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 26, 2012 · 8:34 PM UTC

#cantdateyouif CANDIDATE YOUIF FOR SENATE

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 26, 2012 · 8:34 PM UTC

#WhyDoYou . Don't do. never leave the house. never wake up. never breat

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 26, 2012 · 8:33 PM UTC

#RejectedYankeeCandles ALL OF EM. ALL YANKEE CANDLES. THEY'RE FOR WOMEN, OR QUEERS. BUY MANDLES (TM), THE MAN'S CANDLE. BY OLD SPICE. KILL M

Fiscal .GIF · Dec 26, 2012 · 8:29 PM UTC

the unbearable lightness of my balls

Reddit Sucks Ass · Nov 24, 2012 · 2:55 AM UTC

Fiscal .GIF retweeted

I am a young adult who has been having a sexual relationship with his stepsister for some years.

Reddit Sucks Ass · Dec 5, 2012 · 11:30 PM UTC

Fiscal .GIF retweeted

Men do not have the options woman have, woman have way more choices and im tired of being oppressed because I am a white single male.

Reddit Sucks Ass · Dec 21, 2012 · 5:13 PM UTC

Fiscal .GIF retweeted

I once stuck a plug for an A/V cord up my butt.

Fiscal .GIF · Nov 17, 2012 · 3:54 AM UTC

YEASAYER

Fiscal .GIF · Nov 17, 2012 · 1:40 AM UTC

PISSSSSS

Fiscal .GIF · Nov 17, 2012 · 1:20 AM UTC

Its time to face up to the fact that all the girls you met in college are fucked up

Fiscal .GIF · Nov 17, 2012 · 1:17 AM UTC

Fiscal .GIF · Nov 17, 2012 · 1:17 AM UTC

Twitter is better drunk.

Fiscal .GIF · Nov 17, 2012 · 1:15 AM UTC

The alpha and omega of Twitter. @chuckgrassley you're an unintentional wizard