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The way frontier labs have restricted access to cyber capabilities makes no sense. If you're considered a "defender" you're not allowed access to the "offensive" versions of the models (the ones that can do development/validation of malware and exploits). So for example, if you want to build some sample malware to test a detection system, nope. Or if there's a major crisis due to a critical vulnerability in PHP and you need to rapidly triage fake exploits to see if there are any real ones floating around so you can warn people, nope. Want to build a remote code exploit to make sure the detection rules you plan on proposing to the clients actually work? Hard nope. You gotta call your red team friend and wait for them to do your job for you, because "defender" are only allowed to play in the sandbox with the children. Not an expert, but I think that the ability to triage in-the-wild exploits during a major crisis affecting 40 million systems is possible maybe important. And then they want to ban abliterated open weight models, which half of the people are only using because frontier labs will only give them access to lobotomized models.
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The honeypots? You wouldn’t know them. They’re on another network…in Canada.
Caught the PHP exploit 4 months ago in some of our honeypots Their follow-on stages were quite Russian-like, surprisingly
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Didn't realize how many of the sites I regularly visit are in php lmao
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the good thing about the eMudhra CA private key mess is that we can finally use https on localhost
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There is only one answer to cybersecurity threats: Fix your shit. Scared of threat actors using AI? Worried about rogue agents? Think abliterated models are spooky? Fix. Your. Shit. The "ban AI models and regulate GPU access" crowd should instead fix their shit.
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The context behind such tweets is that the AI companies are rejecting 40 years of cybersecurity knowledge. They are ignorant of cybersecurity and are trying to re-invent it from scratch, repeating the mistakes of bad people from 40 years ago.
What happens in a major incident where the frontier models all become unreachable?
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If someone steals my debit card number and used it to buy inference is that a "distillation attack" too?
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I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious" are two very different kinds of silence
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Crypto people: don’t confuse my recent posts for an interest in crypto. Your suffering is simply part of the sport that I enjoy. I’m here to observe the advancement of hardware implants & supply chain attacks… wherever they may exist. The crypto industry has taken advantage of tons of normies by overpromising and underdelivering. Almost 20 years and the hardware wallets can’t meet the hardware security of $90 bank card readers… lol
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me too man me too
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our butt was making so much poop we had to invent a new kind of toilet
New on our Engineering blog: Creating in-house source control. In May, we merged around 2,500 code changes per day. In September, we merged more than 30,000 per day. As a result, we became bottlenecked by developer infrastructure built for human (rather than agent) scale. Here, we share how we built a new version control system—and fully migrated our monorepo from git—in five months: anthropic.com/engineering/re…
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For fuck sakes can I just have a crumb of compute during the day please?
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Me watching the vendor AI execute the exploit to pop calc.exe and knowing it’s nbd because I can run calc.exe anytime I want
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Replying to @ebonylewkovitz
I too have worked with GPUs. Also I have worked with Duracell batteries, refrigerators, big electric fans, toasters and marbles.
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Le cope
Mistral has trained Le Chonk on just 3800 GPUs, vs over 100.000 of US SOTA models, yet it is remarkably close. Now imagine if Europe had the same scale, Europe would be the world-leader. Well done Mistral, time to make Europe more competitive to make it first next time.
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ai slop made me appreciate manmade dogshit
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No matter how cool any of these vibecoded slop mods look, I'm already so fucking sick of seeing them and it's only been a week. They're EVERYWHERE. "I combined poo with pee and now you can play Poocraft in Peerim" I do NOT care.
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“I didn’t do it, AI did” is the biggest cope and laziest excuse of all time.
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“Oh but you don’t need to do this, Claude says-“ You are a natural-born slave
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