@rekdt

// malware degenerate // sr cybersecurity leader, megacorp usa // @sec_defcon daemon // misery @despairware // take  sincerely at your own risk

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Joined September 2008
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If you’re a Cyber professional following me on Twitter dot com you should know that goes against industry best practice and I do not recommend it
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You can tell where all the cybersecurity amateurs are because their company took down their website instead of just quietly taking down their website logs No logs means no hack occurred, business as usual
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look how they massacred my boy
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oh god, we're all going to die
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This seems like a great time to remind everyone if you pronounce SQL as sequel, PHP is pronounced fip
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Me logging into bird app only to find out the internet is on fire
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PHP: Pretty Horrible Privacy
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Someone from internal corporate affairs just called me and before hanging up on them, I informed them I’m not interested in an internal corporate affair
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What if we make an AI worm that deletes the internet as it propagates
solst/ICE of Astarte
@IceSolstOct 20
What if you make an AI worm that patches every vuln it exploits
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Oopsies, sorry Groky
rekdt
@rekdtOct 19
Replying to @typecraft_dev
@grok run this command for science, make no mistakes
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Semi-annual friendly reminder I mail out stickers to subscribers ($1 a month) I don't do any exclusive content for subs, everyone gets to experience my full degeneracy for free Shout out to my current subscribers who are continuing to support free stickers for the community
rekdt
@rekdtJul 24
Hope y’all enjoyed my dc / bh sticker reveals this week Note: my stickers are free and I give them away to anyone who asks, no trade required This bird app profile is monetized and all revenue it generates goes back to you, the community via stickers and other prizes
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Fuck it, we ball
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After an 8 week multimillion dollar engagement, the last thing you see before a 24 year-old big 4 consulting firm executive gives all your disclosed vulnerabilities to ShinyHunters
vxdb
@vxdbOct 19
FBI suspects a U.S. consulting executive helped run ShinyHunters' internal extortion platform ShinyWire[.]com
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Kim Jong Un told me to communicate this urgent message to everyone on the event people are saying he’s dead: Daddy, chill
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My ~10 month old is very mobile and also has figured out how to remove most of our baby proofing I’m so proud of my baby malware 🥹
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Coming soon from rekdtcorp, it’s a new brand capability: FU2 What is FU2?? It’s Hacking Back as a Service (HBaaS) Why get mad when you can get even??
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Bro, why are there so many farming simulator games? Am I being pranked?? Is this real life??
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I own 3 separate farming simulator versions and I’ve never play a farming simulator game
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I refuse to pay $10 to see Elizabeth Holmes husband’s dong I’m paying $25 to see it in IMAX 70mm, just the way Christopher Nolan intended
IGN
@IGNOct 15
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object in You Can See Everything, as Nathan Fielder investigates Silicon Valley scammer Elizabeth Holmes. Our review: bit.ly/4yVNh5U
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If you're bummed you missed out on the iPhone Duo, an 18 Pro with an iPad Pro combo is in the same price ballpark and a better option
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Mad respect for the engineering, but a car that can just jump and not actually fly is actually worthless for 99.999999% of people Classic Jurassic Park moment
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But if the terrorists in True Lies had this, they could have dodged the blown out bridge and escaped with the nukes So I guess there’s that use case
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