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Tweeting about banal sh*t to preserve your own sanity as the most horrif*c atroc*ties unfold...
Florentino, run that fking check! They're playing in my man's face.
Dreesen on whether Michael Olise will be next to extend: "That's something Max and I are jointly responsible for. We always said that we don't just have a fantastic player in Harry, but also other great players in our squad, including Michael Olise. His contract runs until 2029, and we'll sit down and discuss things at the appropriate time"
I'm sure there has been an uptick in Bayern engagement since World Cup, but I can bet you anything that there isn't a single person on this earth, besides the retired 60 year old R*publican couple from Kansas, who started watching Bayern because they were inspired by Harry Kane.
"Kane is seen as the player with the strongest right to be top earner", meanwhile:
Harry Kane is set to become Europe's best-paid footballer with his new contract. Bayern agreed the high salary with Kane in return for two years instead of three and no option. Both sides can live with the compromise. The high salary is also linked to Jamal Musiala's extension, which made him the club's top earner. Having done that, Bayern now face the consequences, as Kane is seen as the player with the strongest right to be the top earner. Michael Olise is likely to be next to make similar demands. There's no great rush as his contract runs until 2029
[@FrankLinkesch, @kicker]
Annie (is OK) retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹
He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
The reason I'm back in this football thing...the way he moves...😩 #Ballerino
Real Madrid smashes Barcelona in el Clásico, then struggles to beat Athens bumblefuk FC...
This club is so unserious...😭
Consistent as always.👏
And if I say...I didn't really care about this game. It's not playoffs or knockouts. I'm just glad he finished without serious injury. Priorities.
Not buying into any of this circular hype. We've all been here before. You control congress...again. The people have demanded the basics-universal healthcare, affordable housing & education, an end to funding w*rs & g*noc*de. Are you going to deliver this time?
Congrats, King! 👑
Michael Olise is @WhoScored's Bundesliga Player of the Month for October
Madridistas are being so sweet in the comments (Ignore the Olise kidnappings 😂)
¡Hola y gracias,@realmadrid! 👋
Besondere Location fürs heutige Anschwitzen. Danke, dass wir da sein dürfen! 🙏
















