Fire breathing content visionary and original Goonie. I stay up and watch sports so you don’t have to. @AAJASports. @GoDucks grad. Dad, husband & decent friend.

Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2010
Me and my kid play this game at Dave & Busters. Usually good for 40-50 tickets.
Need to see this during All Star Weekend
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Always take the picture.
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Amazon Prime could do us a solid - shave off the halftime panel chat and just air the cool glow in the dark dancing show behind them in Denver. It’s 14-3. Not a lot of unique analysis needed. Score more points. Seattle needs the passing game going. Limit mistakes.
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Sent brother.
I wish this tweet back in 2024 was the last one pertaining to this health scare but unfortunately the cancer has returned & is now at 'Stage 4' my family could really use any prayers you could send our way.
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How I feel after chugging a 48 ounce sweet tea after mowing the back forty.
We have our first hot-mic of the season, featuring Nic Deslauriers chirping someone on the Panthers bench 😭 "Want me to put you on your ass again? F***ing big b**ch" 🔊
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Fine. I strenuously object to the official's interpretation of offsides and pray that you will not scorn my plea and do right by those in respectful attendance. I yield my time and wish no further quarrel.
The @Canes have officially banned cursing at the @LenovoCenter for the 2026-27 season. Any fan who curses in front of children will now be evicted from the arena. Cursing has not place in the game of hockey. #CarolinaCulture nhl.com/hurricanes/fans/fan-…
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The call of the improbable NC State/Vanderbilt finish. Teams leading with possession of the ball in the final 10 seconds have lost only 2 times in the last 20 years. 1046-2. Statistically speaking, after this, there’s a better chance of it happening again: 0.1908%
What a day to be Black & Gold! ⚓️⚓️ 🎥 INSIDE THE BOOTH for the improbable finish versus NC State‼️ @VandyFootball | #AnchorDown 🏈🏈
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Oh Netflix. Pulling all the football strings.
From Friday nights to the NFL. 49ers vs. Rams — LIVE on Netflix TONIGHT. Coverage starts at 6:30 PM ET. 🎥: Directed by Peter Berg.
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Like looking back at 12-year-old me. Hitting low in the Lower Columbia LL all-star baseball team order, chasing that dream job of retirement. Parents raised him well.
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One drinks wine. Another shoots tequila. None have had to drag a wobbly wagon full of worn lawn chairs and snacks 600 yards across a gravel parking lot, only to turn around after realizing their kid left their lucky batting glove in the other car before their elimination game.
Kim Kardashian is producing a reality show about moms whose sons attend an elite baseball school in Arizona. Team Moms: Baseball will follow the families while "the kids compete on the field and the drama unfolds in the stands."
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Zoom to the right @TheFanRookie & @DonnellySports … The legend of Yaniv Perets lives.
Colorful selection for Canes fans.
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Anton, I'm so sorry. Thank goodness you had the chargers plugged in. I'm gonna talk about winning lottery scratchers tomorrow.
Replying to @Paulihander
@Paulihander you can’t make this stuff up! Right when you asked the guy on the radio if he’s ever spilled coffee I dumped this cup in the car 😂😂😂 thank you!
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Jesse! LFG!
After having his World Hockey Championship gold medal stolen at a Karaoke bar, Jesse Puljujärvi has received a replacement. He announced this with a video of him fishing the medal out of a river in Finland. 🥇🤣🎣 (H/T: Finnish news source Iltalehti)
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Elmo about to throw hands if anyone reads too deep into his everyone have fun messages from now on.
Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽
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A banger of a series.
THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!
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Paraphrasing Torts after being asked about if he considered a move to Adin Hill in the 3rd … “Stupid question.”
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Remember that 2nd period for Carolina. Goals from the Canes prime time players Svech and Aho. Crowd feeding off those biscuits big time. #SoundTheSiren
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If there’s a player Jordan Staal should be associated with for the rest of his NHL career - it should be a guy named Cyclone Taylor. #SoundTheSiren
Replying to @WaltRuff
He joins Yvan Cournoyer (1973 w/ MTL), Jean Beliveau (5 GP in 1956 w/ MTL), Maurice Richard (5 GP in 1951 w/ MTL), and Cyclone Taylor (5 GP in 1918 w/ VMI).
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Jordan Staal carrying all the water. The Captain with every last freaking drop on his shoulders. #SoundTheSiren
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We’ve entered the absolute bonkers part of this Stanley Cup Final Game 3. 4 goals in the third for Carolina to tie it. Someone in Vegas should be a hundred-thousandaire on this Canes comeback. #SoundTheSiren
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