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Bold Predictions
Some of these are takes of mine that I’ve bookmarked along the way.
You can click on the screenshots/videos for more reasoning.
Because bold predictions w/o reasoning are whack
I think I’ll start off with a BANGER
I’ve always said he’s a low IQ baseball player.
Well, I guess it’s just not an on-field thing
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. opens up on his slump year: “They didn’t pay me to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already did.”
I want people to understand one thing. The money they gave me wasn’t for what I’m going to do. It was for what I already did. They didn’t pay me because I’m going to hit 40 every year. They paid me for what I already accomplished. People are confused about that, but I think the same way they do. Like, sometimes I even say to myself: bro, they gave you all that money and you’re out here doing nothing. I try.
You know how it is with fans, when you’re good, they’re with you 100%. But when you smell like shit, like we like to say here, nobody supports you.
The ones who support you are the ones who stay with you. Those are my fans. My family.
Via VeronicabatistaTv/IG
Maybe it’s time to look into how many of the blowouts involved the bottom half payroll teams
Major League Baseball will discuss modifying the rule on when position players can be used as pitchers in the game, per @BNightengale
“Several club executives and managers agree that games are turning into a farce in blowouts with the proliferation of position players taking the mound… This season, position players have pitched a major-league record 135 times“
(usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…)
Dynasty Junkie retweeted
Big game, 10am. Tomorrow
Your NF Expos host the 2024 A OBA Champs, Woodslee Orioles at Oakes Park in this year’s @BaseballOntario A Division Championship Tournament
The same team that defeated us in the finals that year.
One goal
The year Vladdy won his Gold Glove, as Jays fans we felt he was saving Bo’s ass steady on shit throws.
Savant gave him -1 OAA in that area
#BlueJays
🚨New metric drop over at the Statcast factory, Baseball Savant
This is one people have been asking about for while: which 1B are best at receiving throws?
Yes, "scoops," but a lot more than that. Scoops are 2% throws to 1B. It's about all of them.
baseballsavant.mlb.com/leade…
Good thing Dylan Cease couldn’t look into the future during free agency.
This Blue Jays lineup is an atrocity
8/6 ⚾ Blue Jays Lineup is Out!
Provided by mlbstartingnine (@DailyMLBLineups for link)
📊 Live Line: Blue Jays -112 • O/U 7.5
#BlueJays #BlueJaysLineup #MLB
ALT Graphical lineup card for the Blue Jays against the Cubs. Batting Order: 1. Myles Straw (CF). 2. Kazuma Okamoto (1B). 3. Alejandro Kirk (C). 4. George Springer (DH). 5. Nathan Lukes (RF). 6. Ernie Clement (3B). 7. Luis Urías (2B). 8. Davis Schneider (LF). 9. Andrés Giménez (SS). Starting Pitcher: Dylan Cease.
This must be one of the umps from my men’s league
Kerry Wood took the mound at Wrigley for the first time in 14 years for #BananaBall and threw an incredible behind-the-back pitch for a strike @WGNNews @TheSavBananas #Cubs
The 2025 #BlueJays were an 86 win team that got hot
This 2026 team is an 86 win team who went cold
That’s baseball. It’s easier to handle when your expectations are in check
I guess the Mexican fans didn’t go hard enough outside of England’s hotel
#WorldCup
Since his home run on June 19th, Vladdy has a 34 wRC+, which doesn’t include his 2 strikeouts today
#ThePowerWillCome