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Wow, it’s almost as though Israel is the ancestral land of the Jewish people.
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It’s just morally and reprehensibly wrong that this half-dead, morbidly lethargic, sorrowful excuse for a human being blocked or voted AGAINST paid medical leave 23 times. He returned to “work” yesterday after being on paid medical leave for 3 fucking months.
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Hillary Clinton: "Right now we are not a serious country. We are a dangerous country. We are causing all kind of problems in the world. We're picking fights with our best friends. We're giving passes to those who wish us ill. We are not a serious country and we don't have serious leadership."
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Just to be clear, WE PAID THE FUCKING TARIFFS, and the corporations got THE REFUND.
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Breaking: A whistleblower at the US Postal Service has come forward to reveal a “secretive” effort by Trump to undermine mail-in voting ahead of the midterms.
“Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all.”
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Fran Lebowitz on the billionaires: “Every time someone suggests [a wealth tax] they say I’m moving. Go! They add nothing to New York. In the 19th century, those robber barons, they employed people. All this money magic employs no one. Goodbye, go. We don’t need you”
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IF YOU SOLD 600 THOUSAND PEOPLE A NONE EXISTENT PHONE AND REFUSED TO REFUND THE MONEY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND LOCKED UP 🤷
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If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it.
When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.
