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@PerryBalin

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Joined April 2009
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Covie
@covie_93Oct 3
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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@ClearReasonSep 27
“Israel stole the land” skips an important part of the story. The UN proposed separate Jewish and Arab states. The Jewish leadership accepted partition. Arab leaders rejected it. Arab armies invaded. Israel won the war.
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Wow, it’s almost as though Israel is the ancestral land of the Jewish people.
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@nypostSep 17
2,000-year-old intact Jewish ritual bath pulled from the ground in Israel trib.al/SSK2xlM
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Sep 15
It’s just morally and reprehensibly wrong that this half-dead, morbidly lethargic, sorrowful excuse for a human being blocked or voted AGAINST paid medical leave 23 times. He returned to “work” yesterday after being on paid medical leave for 3 fucking months.
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@reggiebblueSep 10
Hillary Clinton: "Right now we are not a serious country. We are a dangerous country. We are causing all kind of problems in the world. We're picking fights with our best friends. We're giving passes to those who wish us ill. We are not a serious country and we don't have serious leadership."
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Bill Clinton: “The Palestinians were offered a state. They refused. A state wasn't their goal. Killing Jews was." This must be shared every single day.
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Erich@platypusjonesSep 7
My pet peeve is the fact that our entirely computerized banking system still pretends that it can't process deposits on a weekend or holiday.
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Just to be clear, WE PAID THE FUCKING TARIFFS, and the corporations got THE REFUND.
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Breaking: A whistleblower at the US Postal Service has come forward to reveal a “secretive” effort by Trump to undermine mail-in voting ahead of the midterms. “Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all.”
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Don Winslow
@donwinslowAug 2
It is this simple.
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Jonathan Lemire
@JonLemireJun 20
From Robert Kagan: theatlantic.com/internationa…
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Jenni
@hashjenniMay 30
At some point in the future I believe we are going to find out that Donald Trump actually lost all 3 elections and never really secured more than 15-20% of the vote in any election.
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Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_May 20
Fran Lebowitz on the billionaires: “Every time someone suggests [a wealth tax] they say I’m moving. Go! They add nothing to New York. In the 19th century, those robber barons, they employed people. All this money magic employs no one. Goodbye, go. We don’t need you”
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Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunesMay 12
IF YOU SOLD 600 THOUSAND PEOPLE A NONE EXISTENT PHONE AND REFUSED TO REFUND THE MONEY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND LOCKED UP 🤷
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If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.
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Open the fucking straitjacket.
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Invoke the goddamn 25th amendment before we lose our country and start WWIII
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The WHOLE PLANET is done with Donald Trump.
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Are we really going to stand by and let him kill us all? Is that what's going to happen? Is this how humanity and human civilisation ends? At the hands of a D-list TV celebrity? God help us all
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Jenni
@hashjenniMar 30
Why is the USA incapable of removing an obviously insane and incompetent President?
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