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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleSep 24

Anyone know if they’re still running those contracts in the Philippines shooting terrorists my life sucks

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscle13m

How to exercise penis

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@benshapiro14 Dec 2011

Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleNov 4

Republicans when they lose:

@LauraLoomerNov 4

If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists? Something for people to think about.

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Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump5 Nov 2020

STOP THE COUNT!

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleNov 2

Walk into the wife’s Halloween party and the first thing I see is a costume priest and nun. Next morning go to mass at the cathedral and see several priests and sisters. How will you explain to God that you made a mockery of His children? It hurts my heart. I don’t like Halloween

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleNov 2

Saint HowlingMutant???

@Howlingmutant0Nov 1

Replying to @no_uh_noah

Bro do you have any idea what people have confessed too lol, some gay shit isn’t even gonna make the priest raise an eyebrow. Stop beating yourself up over it

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleNov 2

You can get paid to hit neggurs with halligans including benefits and a pension #tap #in

Donut Operator 🍩

@DonutOperatorNov 2

Guy goes after Chicago firefighter with female officer standing right there. Firefighter smacks him in the face with a halligan tool 😂

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 30

From now on whenever I have to fart I’m getting completely naked and sitting down on a toilet in order to do it #toomuchhotsauce

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 29

I’m HIV positive

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 29

This is a South Park reference you booger eaters

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SpongebobFan278191@funhaver478632Oct 29

Replying to @PickleMuscle

Bob positive 💛

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 29

Fresh out of the shower, powder on my ass cheeks, and here come the bubble guts right on queue. Thank you body

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Sovereign@WkchfltbgvehjOct 27

Billionaires are NOT your enemy. Poor people and immigrants are your enemy.

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Weaver Whiteheart 🇻🇦

@WeaverRising2Oct 26

@FeelsGuy2003Oct 26

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 27

Average libertarian candidate

Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26

I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 16

Not me, nigga

Padvosa@padvosaOct 13

Your ACTUAL ancestors on a random tuesday:

Image from Padvosa (@padvosa)

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 16

Why is Detroit on here twice

Justin Ferguson@JFergusonAUOct 15

this is taking me out

Image from Justin Ferguson (@JFergusonAU)

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sydney assbasket@admiralwils0nOct 10

They should make a butthole that doesn't itch

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@LordmilesOct 7

I’ve shown this to several Iraqi soldiers in Arabic. They have never heard of this and are left very confused.

Image from Lord Miles (@Lordmiles)

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SnoozeBrah (137 IQ) 🇻🇦@PickleMuscleOct 8

What episode does Walt throw the pizza

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