@PimpBillClinton

Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton. *parody

 Down on your muffin
Joined November 2009
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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS “KAMALA HARRIS NUDES,” DON’T CLICK ON IT. THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAP LOCK.
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Obama: catcher Michelle: pitcher
Laurieann Lettau
@lmtobiasOct 24
Hey @grok Can you list the Secret Service code names of the last 5 presidents and their families? Use bullet points.
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Of all the ways you could answer the question: Are married to your brother? “NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE” has to be the funniest option. PS if you don’t know what I’m referencing, you need to get better news sources
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protesting class size in Hiroshima brb
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Don’t make me tap the sign with my nuts
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xitter.cf/polymarket/status/2109…
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 12
JUST IN: Activity on several major U.S. political subreddits plunges following attacks on Russian data centers.
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Insults for thee but not for me
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You misspelled North India
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 6
JUST IN: For the first NHL season in 74 years, Canada’s CBC is no longer airing Saturday night NHL games — airing cricket instead.
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Aids Covid Ebola He can do it all Fauci is the Hugh Jackman of trying to kill people
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 28
JUST IN: Newly released Fauci records reveal the U.S. conducted experiments exposing monkeys to aerosolized Ebola, an engineered form of exposure that drove the virus deep into their lungs.
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Not what u said when u ran against Hilldawg
TheBlaze
@theblazeSep 24
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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STEP BROTHERS 2 GAY FOR PAY
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Hilldawg just got rawdogged by a community note
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClintonSep 24
Kicking out the free press is what fragile authoritarians do. Not American presidents. instagram.com/reels/DdovJZPT…

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How is it that no matter what Kamala Harris talks about she sounds like the least informed in the room?
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The more we spend on education and the stronger teacher unions become the worse black kids do at math. Why is that?
Rothmus 🏴
@RothmusSep 12
The white-black 8th grade math gap is the widest it has been since 1978 at 33 points. This comes after $2 trillion in federal K-12 spending since 1965. Over 60% of black 8th graders scored below basic in 2024. COVID wiped out two decades of progress in 3 years, with Black 4th graders dropping 13 points against 5 for White kids. Fryer found the gap gone at kindergarten once you control for a few socioeconomic variables, then it reappears in school.
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Cracker of the year candidate
MLFootball
@MLFootballSep 12
PURE FOOTBALL GUY.
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Just a completely normal thing to tweet
Barack Obama
@BarackObama25 May 2022
As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.
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The hardest part of growing up is realizing Michelle Obama sux
Real America's Voice (RAV)
@RealAmVoiceAug 28
Michelle Obama hates her children.
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My president
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump22 Oct 2012
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
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