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A Canadian transplant living in Htown (She/Her/Hers) #WantItAll

Houston, TX
Joined March 2009
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My nephew, Rory, has been diagnosed with Leukemia. Unfortunately my sister-in-law lost her job days before we found out his diagnosis. They could really use some help as they navigate this temporary new normal. Any help would be greatly appreciated 🩷 #FuckCancer gofund.me/9d7b1573d
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Gold. 🤣
what is gina hinojosa’s plan to fix the texans defense
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From Htown to Orlando to catch @MIWband 🤍with the hubby and had to rep @RheaRipley_WWE 🖤 #FightLikeHell #EternallyYours
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The last time Texas had a Democrat Governor the Houston Rockets were the 1 seed and won back to back NBA Championships. A Democrat has just become Governor of Texas. The Houston Rockets are currently the 1-seed.
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I'm the quiet one in the group chat. I've read everything.

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This fucking game
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Me watching this Michigan game:
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Scored the Gold Hello Kitty on my first @BurgerKing meal! 🤩 so excited! #HK #BK #HelloKitty #BurgerKing 🩷
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Being a Texans fan continues to be one of my dumber choices in life
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Every motherfucking time, Texas. JFC.
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Bro was so fired up he KICKED his own quarterback in the NUTS 😭😭
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Cristina retweeted
September 29, 1998 28 years ago today, leon arrived in raccoon city for his first day at the RPD, and his life was never the same again
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not my house but i know my way around
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Ugh what a loss for Michigan!
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NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.” NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.” MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.” NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
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🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSTON! 🎂🤘 On August 30, 1836, the city of Houston was founded, and 190 years later, there’s still no place quite like it. ❤️ From our rich history to the people, places, and possibilities shaping what’s next, here’s to 190 years of Houston and the many more to come! 🥳🎉
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Don't fear change. You may lose something good, but you may also gain something great.
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Turning your franchise legends into the logo gotta be one of the nicest ideas I've seen a sports team pull off
A legacy too big for one night👀
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Left a piece of my heart in Michigan today 😢 I knew dropping Maddy off at college would be hard but this was next level hard 🥺
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