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Cristina

@PinkValkyrie

A Canadian transplant living in Htown (She/Her/Hers) #WantItAll

 Houston, TX
Joined March 2009
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The last time Texas had a Democrat Governor the Houston Rockets were the 1 seed and won back to back NBA Championships. A Democrat has just become Governor of Texas. The Houston Rockets are currently the 1-seed.
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I'm the quiet one in the group chat. I've read everything.

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ِ@leonarchiiveSep 28
September 29, 1998 28 years ago today, leon arrived in raccoon city for his first day at the RPD, and his life was never the same again
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@asr7cSep 28
not my house but i know my way around
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NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.” NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.” MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.” NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
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🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSTON! 🎂🤘 On August 30, 1836, the city of Houston was founded, and 190 years later, there’s still no place quite like it. ❤️ From our rich history to the people, places, and possibilities shaping what’s next, here’s to 190 years of Houston and the many more to come! 🥳🎉
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@FactAug 30
Don't fear change. You may lose something good, but you may also gain something great.
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Turning your franchise legends into the logo gotta be one of the nicest ideas I've seen a sports team pull off
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A legacy too big for one night👀
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@Bloke_BazAug 3
“it’s been a rough-ass week” — me, in the middle of Monday
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Decades by Motionless In White is officially the Number 1 Hard Rock album in the United States, selling an equivalent 29.5K units in its first week of release.
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The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.
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Literally told JP3 he could hit a lead off homer if he wanted to (@PinkValkyrie is my witness) and they tried to make it dramatic..but he made it happen 🙌🏽
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Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons. They keep dropping Career Gems. In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward "I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request." Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.
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@TexasTamieKJun 28
Reminder
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@_nml831Jun 14
Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie
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@timelesssports_Jun 14
2016 NCAA Champions. 2026 NBA Champions.
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