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‘D*CK is more important than the HEART’ — Australia’s climate minister Chris Bowen caught on a hot mic with PM Anthony Albanese Albanese warned him against keeping his phone near his heart, however Bowen was more concerned about his pants pocket
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These idiots have a problem with doctors leaving far better paying positions abroad to serve Pakistan. Paying a dean Rs9 million is apparently excessive, but paying a cricket coach Rs10 million is perfectly acceptable. It’s precisely this backward mentality that discourages highly qualified professionals from returning to Pakistan.
سرکاری خزانے سے سب سے بڑی تنخواہ ڈین نواز شریف کینسر ہسپتال ڈاکٹر قیصر بشیر تنخواہ اور آلاونس کی مد میں ماہانہ 90 لاکھ روپے لیں گے۔
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Does anyone know of any famous ethnic Sindhi warriors, scientists or engineers? I’ve been searching but every time I look, I end up finding achievements of Muhajirs being passed off as Sindhi achievements. Is Zardari their biggest contribution so far? Just curious, purely for educational purposes 😅
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Indians can’t control their peepees. It’s ridiculously so easy to honey trap these clowns 🤣
“FOR EACH NUDE PIC, I WILL PROVIDE A NEW PAGE OF THE WAR PLAN.” National security sold at the altar of libidinous depravity! EXPLOSIVE CHARGESHEET A Delhi Police chargesheet alleges that an IAF Wing Commander struck a sordid bargain with a suspected Pakistani intelligence operative over WhatsApp. WHAT HE SOLD FOR NUDE PICS + Classified war-plan documents. + Strength, structure and capabilities of a secret drone unit. + Drone trials, endurance and targeting mechanisms. + Locations earmarked for deployment during hostilities. + Movements of frontline combat aircraft. + Coordinates of sensitive military installations. CHILLING IMPLICATIONS: Apart from Compromising military assets, exposing operational vulnerabilities he officer has potentially endangered other personnel.
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So, Punjab reducing Rs701 billion from its development budget to support the federation is Punjabi elite exploiting other provinces? 🤔 Punjab contributing Rs10 billion to Balochistan to help fight terrorism, without even asking for repayment, is Punjabi elite exploiting other provinces?🤔 Punjab supporting 40 million people from other provinces without discrimination, even maintaining quotas for them at the expense of opportunities for Punjabis, is that also exploitation?🤔 Punjabis paying nearly three times the electricity bills because other provinces have failed to establish an effective system to recover payments from their own consumers, yet Punjab should be divided rather than questioning why those provinces have consistently underperformed since the creation of Pakistan? When people like you make allegations about Punjab exploiting other provinces, what exactly is your evidence? I’ll be waiting 🤫 Every province has its own budget and per capita allocation. Punjab receives the lowest, at approximately Rs55,000 per person, compared with KP’s Rs62,000. So explain how Punjab is exploiting them. Is it Punjab’s fault that their political leadership is corrupt, fails to invest in development and cannot deliver basic governance to their own people? Bring evidence to support your allegations. Otherwise, you’re not making an argument, you’re simply dressing up your anti-Punjab prejudice in the language of provincial exploitation.
پاکستان کا ہر شہری برابر ہے، چاہے وہ بلوچستان، خیبر پختونخوا، جنوبی پختونخوا، سندھ، پنجاب، کشمیر، گلگت بلتستان یا کسی بھی علاقے سے تعلق رکھتا ہو، پنجابی ہو، پشتون ہو، سندھی ہو، بلوچ ہو یا اردو بولنے والا۔ کسی پاکستانی کے خلاف نفرت میری سوچ نہیں۔ البتہ صوبوں کی تقسیم، جغرافیائی حقوق اور وسائل کی منصفانہ تقسیم پر بات کرنا ہر شہری کا حق ہے۔ پنجاب کی اشرافیہ کی جانب سے دوسرے صوبوں کے ساتھ ہونے والی ناانصافیوں کا فائدہ عام پنجابی کو نہیں بلکہ حکمران طبقے کو پہنچتا ہے۔ عام پنجابی کی زندگی اور حالات بھی اس سے تبدیل نہیں ہوتے۔ لہٰذا میری کسی بات یا ٹویٹ کو نسلی تعصب کا رنگ دینے کے بجائے یہ سمجھنے کی کوشش کریں کہ میں اصل میں کیا کہنا چاہ رہا ہوں۔ اختلاف ضرور کریں، مگر تھوڑا دل بھی بڑا رکھیں اور آنکھیں بھی کھولیں۔
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LOL 😂 The undisputed champions of flat pitches.
Matt Henry First Over Replay Vs India Pair is so goated that both scored 🦆 today Made their fan clubs cry equally ❤️🔥 Rohit Sharma - 0 Virat Kohli - 0 Shreyas Iyer - 0 What a start from Matt Henry! #NZvsIND #INDvsNZ
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Whatever Islamabad aspires to become, Abbottabad already is ❤️ Nothing comes close. And enjoying Ilyasi Masjid’s legendary pakoras in this weather is simply the icing on the cake.
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LOL, replaced by none other than a 🧃😂 They have absolutely no problem with spies, as long as they come from a select few countries 🤫
他们没有“解雇”黄仁勋(Jensen Huang),而是将他彻底抹去了。 他花了33年时间打造英伟达(Nvidia),却在4天内化为乌有。 在我看来,事情的真相是这样的: 黄仁勋的影响力变得太大了。英伟达是整场人工智能(AI)竞赛的引擎,而他正处于这一切的核心——谁能拿到芯片?能拿到多少?AI的下一阶段发展速度有多快?这些都由他说了算。 而他背后的那些人——那些习惯了发号施令、掌控巨额资本的势力——发现他们已经无法控制他了。 他不再听从他们的指令。 他们强推自己的计划,他拒绝了;他们再次施压,他依然坚持按自己的方式推进。 你没法直接解雇这样一个人,否则股价会崩盘,全世界也会追问原因。所以,他们采取了另一种手段。 他们把他塑造成了一个“反派”。 看看时间线: → 11月8日:他承认了一段私情。 → 几天后,各大媒体的头条都称其涉及“中国间谍”。 → 新加坡方面表示,他们针对该女性的调查与“间谍活动”无关——但几乎没有媒体报道这一点。 → 今天:他不再担任首席执行官(CEO)、总裁及董事会成员,即刻生效。 → 同一天,英伟达迎来了史上首位董事长(Chair)。 一段私情不可能在4天内终结一位深耕33年的创始人的职业生涯。 这分明是一场精心策划的“抹黑行动”。 同样的措辞,同样的反派人设,在同一周内,铺天盖地而来。 这根本不是新闻,而是一场针对他个人声誉的蓄意打击。 至于事件核心的那位女性?据彭博社报道,她已经身在北京。这意味着她无法接受质询,而黄仁勋也永远无法彻底洗清自己的名声。这件事将永远悬而未决——这简直是完美的“武器”。 就连特朗普都曾称他为“体面人”,但这毫无作用。 这从来就不是关于一段私情的问题,而是关于谁能掌控那些驱动AI的芯片。在AI发展的下一阶段,他们需要一个“听话”的人。 那么,看看现在坐在他位置上的人是谁:首席财务官(CFO)科莱特·克雷斯(Colette Kress)出任“临时”CEO。而且,英伟达历史上首次设立了董事长一职,凌驾于CEO之上。 她并非在真正掌管英伟达,她不过是个傀儡。这一切的幕后推手,直指那些一心想让詹森(Jensen)出局的人。 本周,大多数人看到的会是一桩性丑闻;但几年后,他们终将看清这背后的真相。 他们或许能让詹森的名字淹没在新闻头条里,却无法将其从历史中抹去。关注我,并将此文转发给那些依然轻信新闻头条的人。
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We may have a thousand differences with them but there’s absolutely nothing brave about 20 people attacking one person. Whatever the reason, nobody should stoop to such animalistic behaviour.
افغانی پشتون کی گاف سے 5000سالہ تاریخ کو نکالا جا رہا ہے ان کے 5000سالہ کیڑے کو نکالنے کے لئے پنجابی اور سندھی اکٹھے ہوں صرف کچھ عرصے میں ان 5000سالہ کیڑا باہر نکل جائے گا اور یہ یہودی سے مسلمان اور افغانی سے پاکستانی بن جائیں گے ۔۔ مگر یہ کام پشتون اسٹیبلشمنٹ کے ساتھ ہونا چاہیے
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مریم نواز کےبااعتماد لہجےکی سمجھ آتی ہے: سب سےزیادہ کرپشن وزارت مواصلات میں ہوتی ہے،جہاں سینکڑوں ارب کےانفراسٹرکچر پراجیکٹس کئےجاتے ہیں. لیکن دیکھیں کہ مریم کےنوجوان وزیر @SohaibBherthMPA نےکیسےانٹیلیجنس کی مددسےفول پروف سسٹم بنایا اور60ارب کی خطیربچت کی.
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I’ve wanted nothing more in my life than to see a Hazara province become a reality but this entire push for creating new provinces is not going to work in Pakistan under the current circumstances. I know the majority of Pakistanis favour the creation of new provinces and I do too. However, I also understand Pakistan’s political and ethnic dynamics all too well. Instead of strengthening governance, this could deepen existing divisions. Every ethnic group will start blaming others, demanding a larger share of national resources while contributing very little in return. And the Army is pushing this because it continues to operate by the old British playbook of divide and rule. They know their influence is gradually eroding and further fragmenting an already divided population only serves to consolidate their position. The Army should be prioritising the complete elimination of terrorism before entertaining demands that could further destabilise the country. I’ve always supported the Army but I cannot stand behind this shit. Wake up, everyone. Look beyond the political manoeuvring and recognise what’s happening. You’re being played 🙏
ہر چیز کا ستیاناس کر کے کہتے ہیں مُلک میں اب بارہ صوبوں کے لئے ریفرنڈم کروائیں گے بلوچستان سے کشمیر تک پہلے امن لائیں “ پختونخواہ میں دہشتگردی پہلے ختم کروائیں پُرامن پنجاب خاموش پنجاب انتشار سے پاک پنجاب میں کیوں نفرت کا بازار لگانا چاہتے ہیں ؟
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WTF! Please everyone take care of yourselves.
🚨🚨 تربیلا ڈیم کا T.5 پراجیکٹ ٹوٹ گیا بڑی تباہی کا خدشہ ! چین کے تعاون سے بننے والے اس پراجیکٹ میں سابق چیئرمین واپڈا کی 7 ارب کرپشن کی نشاندہی کئی مہینے پہلے ہم کر چکے ہیں
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😂😂😂
General Asim Munir Mere jindh mere jan
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So your kind were slaves to Dogras for over a 100 years while we GBians were firecely independent. You begged Pashtuns to come help you get freedom while we GBians fought ourselves against the Dogra/ Indian Army. Even with pashtun and punjabi help you failed to get Srinagar while we GBians with our own hands freed 80 percent of GB. And even today while your women are being raped at the ratio of tens on a daily basis in IoK, We GBians are to be the kammi kameens. The koshurs in GB are only ethnic Kashmiris while culturally GBian. They migrated to GB about a 100 years before 47 to save themselves from Dogras, cause your sorry ass Kashmiris couldnt protect them. They cant even speak Koshur anymore, they only speak Shina. You are not even in Pakistan to begin with, you are a gobarseas uber driver. Come to GB and you will get your direly needed reality check up your sorry dogra slave ass.
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He won the fight, then pulled a Khabib on Tommy before taking a few punches himself. 😂 Absolute legend 👏
Tommy Robinson got hit by a fly kick at Rainbet's Unhinged Promotions boxing event by popular influencer "Mo Deen"😬
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Wrapped up our first version of Alfaaz with the boys. But we’ve just had some news… someone you might recognise wants to sing the English part 👀
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“Jinnah, the child groomer” meanwhile, Gandhi was preoccupied with testing the limits of his own self restraint 🖕🤫
Zohra Mamdani after his victory quoted Nehru, like any real Indian would. He didn't quote Jinnah the child groomer, like you insecure cunts think he did.
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🚨🚨🚨🚨A more detailed thread on how Jemima and Russell Brand obtained a permanent injunction against a woman who accused him of assault. This aggressive legal action silenced her for life. Horrific details.
On Thursday I wrote about the 2014 injunction Russell Brand obtained against a woman who accused him of assault. I've now obtained the final order. It's breathtaking. She had no lawyer. No trial. Yet she was silenced for life - even barred from speaking to the police. 🧵:
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Wow this coal looking South Indian mofo actually have the audacity to comment? 🤣 I’m still trying to find that ugly face of yours 🖕
Replying to @Exmuslimfr34922
Are you by any chance referring to the people, whose regional cuisine is this? 👇
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Everyone will hate me for being truthful, but honestly there’s a certain ethnic minority in Pakistan who LARP as White but actually look like these fuckin apes. 😂 It’s the same ethnicity that’s a mixture of Mongols, Russians, Americans and, soon to be Indians, because “we are the same DNA, sarrrr” 🤫🤡 I Won’t name them because when they get mad, they have a habit of blowing themselves up 🖕
Everyone hates me for being truthful but honestly the majority of a certain ethnicity in pakistan looks like this below In my estimate 80% (I won’t name them because they are very sensitive about skin colour) they on the whole are darker than their neighbouring states in india
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