I’m not really a potato, I just play one on Twitter
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Fox News is covering Tucker Carlson right now. That’s like officiating your ex’s wedding.
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Florida sweeps again — congrats to the statewide ticket:
Byron Donalds, Gov
James Uthmeier, AG
Blaise Ingoglia, CFO
Wilton Simpson, Ag Comm.
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THANK YOU FLORIDA!
I am humbled and grateful beyond measure. As your Governor, I will give you everything I have.
We are going to make life in Florida more affordable. We are going to keep our streets safe. We are going to invest in our young people so that they can attain the Florida Dream that all of us love so dearly.
Florida is the envy of the nation. I will fight day and night to keep it that way and to lift our state to even greater heights.
God Bless you, God Bless Florida, and God Bless America.
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The United States Space Academy belongs right here in Florida.
For generations, the Space Coast has been America’s gateway to the stars.
Our Florida Delegation stands completely united, and we are ready to work with the administration, the presidential commission, and our colleagues in Congress to deliver this vital mission.
Thank you to all who attended today’s event, and an extra-special thank you to our event host site, @blueorigin. Let’s get to work!
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JUST IN: CVS locations in Washington, D.C. are reportedly no longer locking anti-theft merchandise cases, as the city experiences a drastic decline in crime.
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HE DID IT!
Trump just announced a HISTORIC deal has been reached with GREENLAND
- United States has permanent control over security in Greenland
- comes at no cost to the United States
- The U.S. will have authority to take whatever actions it deems necessary to secure and defend Greenland and the United States
- U.S. adversaries are barred from having a military presence, or sensitive investments in Greenland without U.S. approval
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This is one of the best and most moving political ads I have ever seen.
New York... Vote BLAKEMAN for Governor this November.
There are tons of 9/11 families in NY who feel this way. This type of pain doesn't fade. These kinds of wounds never fully heal.
Do it for them.
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Registered Republicans outnumber registered Democrats in Florida by 1.5 million.
Eight years ago, the state was light blue in that there were hundreds of thousands more Democrats than Republicans.
But not today.
Yes, registration is different than self-ID;
one can be registered with a party but still informally identify with another party (or no party at all). But are we really to believe that 1.5 million+ are registered Rs but now identify as Ds?
if anything it would be the opposite: in 2022, we had 300K more Rs than Ds and yet we earned a margin — 1.5 million — far larger than that.
Seems like the NYT is trying to manufacture another narrative.
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It’s a sick and tragic world when you can do everything right, go to a great school, get a great job, get married and follow the perfect path, only to meet your demise by coming into contact with one of these goblins.
As a woman, I HATE that other women defend Lindsay Clancy. Leftist feminists are thrusting us backwards. If non-guilt by reason of hormone-induced insanity becomes standard, what is to stop any court from removing my ability to perform basic functions because of “hormones”?
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Ever since I brought the film tax credit to the President, I’ve been on nonstop calls and meetings with Democrat and Republican senators who are all eager to do it, while Newsom, Bonta, and Bass just sit on their ass and bitch while the film industry dissolves. You can accomplish a lot if you actually TRY! We are getting AMERICAN film jobs BACK! Let’s get this federal tax credit in the can! Thank you to the President and all the bipartisan partners in every level of government for rallying behind this cause. I told you we were gonna get this done
Working with the President on a 25% FEDERAL film tax credit to bring back Hollywood. While Gavin Newsom’s commissioner is actively outsourcing production jobs to Hungary, and his rogue AG is trying to destroy CA production companies, the adults in the room are actually trying to repatriate the most quintessential American industry. I’m committed to saving Hollywood, and I’m very grateful for the President’s remarkable generosity and focus on this issue. He is very passionate about revitalizing the entertainment industry and we will not let Canada, or the UK or Budapest steal our lunch anymore. Speaking of lunch…best clam chowder I ever had. We discussed several other very important topics, as well. I’m humbled and grateful for all the time and discussion from the President. Unlike many other cynical doomers out there, he refuses to write off California. We are only getting started.
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Senator Avila is a good dude. I’ve always appreciated his service in the National Guard.
U.S. Rep. Byron Donalds, who won the GOP primary for Florida governor, announced his running mate in Miami on Tuesday: state Sen. Bryan Avila. trib.al/BJgKEDU
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In @GovRonDeSantis Florida we always know the results pretty early on Election Night. A welcome change, compared to where I am from (L.A., home of the eternal ballot counting)
