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Not being a complete dickhead is a start.
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Guess we know what’s happening after the last tournament of the season.
This is insane...and I can't stop watching it...
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Where my blockheads at? 🤮
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Anonymous Pro Shop retweeted
As a club pro who is administering member events on a weekly basis, I trust Michael Block’s judgement if something has simply gone beyond the pale of competition.
According to multiple people I spoke with Michael Block walked off the course in the Senior European Tour event after the 12th hole today in the final round of the PGA Seniors According to the multiple people I spoke with, the word in the locker room was he didn't say anything to his playing partners. Multiple people said it was known Block was frustrated with the course conditions. This morning he showed up to his tee time late and was given a two-stroke penalty. He shot an opening nine of 43 and after a bogey on 12, he walked in. On the leaderboard he is listed as a DQ. He was in the field on a sponsors exemption.
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He didn’t shake Grillo’s caddie’s hand. What a jerk.
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Who doesn’t want the Schwab Wrangler?! Anybody… Anybody?
Replying to @GolfDigest
There are worse gifts. (Not many worse, but there are some)
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They’re counting in metric.
Replying to @PGATour
🤷🏽‍♂️
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Have seen a guy in a Pro-Am do the same thing. Can imagine how that round went.
🪣⛳️🏌️Using a large bucket of range balls to play 18 holes 😲
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24 hours later, the mental, physical and emotional battle that @AnthonyKim_Golf has had to overcome is just still so goddamn amazing in the golf world.
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Anonymous Pro Shop retweeted
This isn’t a time to bicker over the Battle of the Tours. This is the time to appreciate a truly remarkable story of perseverance. Anthony Kim was one of my favorite players as a kid. Then he disappeared and re-emerged more than a decade later looking like a completely different person. Today he's showing us that DOG is still in there. Big time.
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Will repeat. If anyone, regardless of your position on pro golf doesn’t find this compelling. You don’t actually love the game itself and should give it up.
Anthony Kim didn’t earn a single point his first two LIV seasons. That wasn’t shocking—he’d been retired for over a decade! But when he got relegated, seemed like maybe that was it for the comeback. It wasn’t, he earned his way back, now this. Impossible
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AK’s caddy deserves this too. He’s doing a hell of a job.
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AK is unconscious. In the best possible way he has been in years. This is a wild performance. Regardless of where you sit on the pro golf spectrum, this man is dialed.
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In all fairness if this is the lynch pin to someone’s day, one has got it pretty damn good. Hell. P Reed won again today and nobody has his head on a pike. That’s a feat.
If you liked the Bad Bunny halftime show, unfollow us right now.
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If anyone is offended right now, we’d love to remind them that we don’t give a fuck and they’re still expected to play way fucking faster than they do.
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Witness the whitest event in golf. Wait. Greenest. Greenest! Carry on.
No. 16 is about to get LOUD 🗣️ @WMPhoenixOpen
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FUCK!
🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without telling us what your handicap is, what's something you say at least 10 times per round?
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Absolutely unacceptable! That’ll get those ratings up too.
What is going through his head? This is brutal!
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Not sure how anyone can have any argument based in reality. Scottie the player is a phenom but is terribly bland marketing material. They need some flash that he’ll never bring. Just fact.
It drives the @PGATOUR 🤡 absolutely mad that I consistently hit on their Scottie Scheffler Achilles heel. You can force yourself to try & make it interesting if it’s your job. Just don’t expect us to care bc we don’t. 😂 Now make this tweet about LIV bc that’s all you have & obsess over all my tweets like the 🤡 you are. Lmao.
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