Father to a genius or two, Player of the game played in heaven and naval veteran. International Jetsetter,Cricketer. Retweets do not indicate support.
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I was privileged to witness this today. The added effect from the passing storm clouds was incredible.
Trafalgar Day ⚓️🫡@DartmouthBRNC
Commemorating Admiral Nelson’s epic victory and sacrifice on this day in 1805
#Suncross #BRNC
@RoyalNavy
@SimonBodminCox
I've not seen anything from @RAF_Luton recently. So for National Cadet Week here's a bunch of Sea Cadets on a visit Infront of a Meteor Mark 10 with their CO who flew over a Market Garden having previously demolished a farmhouse with his Stirling. Photo taken from a Canberra.
Remember how the 1976 drought broke more or less straight after Dennis Howle was appointed? I wonder if sending @BBCJustinR on holiday would have the same effect?
I'm having dinner at the Arundel Purple Palace. It's the evening before the Cricketer Cup Final, an I'm wondering what on earth @WG_RumblePants is doing on my nearly empty beer glass. I need another....
It seems clear to me that @thehundred is doomed to fail in its current format. So here's a radical suggestion to ensure its appeal to kids. Allocate a group of 24 players to each game, then the captains pick their teams just before the game, just like in the playground.
When eating a cheese scone does the chutney go under the cream cheese or the cream cheese go under the chutney?
#worcestershire #devon #cornwall
Well I might not kill, but he's almost right.
Are you arsing well happy you dismal, moaning French twat!”
In honour of today's British Grand Prix, I am posting one of my favourite sketches from A Bit of Fry & Laurie, which not only stars the terrific two, but was written by them as well.
Stephen Fry was supposed to mime or pull the punch at the end, but he accidentally connected. You can see by his reaction immediately after, as he looks surprised and slightly concerned. Cracking right hook!
T'is lights out, and away they jolly well go!
#F1 #formula1 #stephenfry #hughlaurie
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So America celebrates independence from the British with the British Red Arrows producing arguably the best fly over display their country has ever seen.
Makes you proud to be British 🇬🇧 xitter.cf/TodayinHistory/status/…
Remarkably today will go down as the day that I got to say "fix bayonets" on national television. My life is complete!
Back in those happy days when only sailors were allowed beards anyone selected for a royal guard would have to shave off as it was understood that the late Queen didn't like beards. Interesting to see so many beards on parade today. #kingsbirthdayparade #troopingthecolour
Unbelievable goings on at Ealing.
Brilliant win for @WorcsWarriors .
Aside from never giving up until the final whistle we have learned two really important things today. Forget TMOs, this game was better for not having one, but a proper match clock is so important. #champrugby
I know you're aware of this @BeaverWestminst but would you care to comment?
Today is International Beaver Day. In 1998, Royal Navy sailors wrote a letter to Navy News to complain that HMS Beaver and other warships named for "fluffy animals" were bad for morale. The sailors believed that "inoffensive, soft and cuddly and occasionally downright dull" names prevented them from making a strong impression on other nations. #InternationalBeaverDay
Can someone please explain why this auction I've just stumbled across doesn't contravene the Modern Slavery Act? @thehundred @SkySports