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@Pugspiracy

Welcome to my strange page! Straight jackets are to the left, meds are to the right., keep your hands off my crayons and no licking the windows! 🤪

 Queens, New York City
Joined January 2014
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How’s this legal?
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"You have no idea what I'm capable of"
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It's a short trip, pack only the essentials.
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Me: I'm sorry. I never know what to do with my hands, especially when I'm nervous Driving instructor: *screaming intensifies
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Me, when my wife says the cookies need to cool down before I have one.
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When you're a mom of multiple children, you get to say things like, "We can't visit the Grand Canyon because I'm afraid you'll throw your brother over."
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Oh no. Even my stress pig is hitting the bottle.
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Did you know that the sound of fallen leaves scattering across the pavement in the wind sounds just like someone running up behind you in the dark? Did you also know that I can run 83 mph?
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"...but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very lo
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Them: Are you watching the eclipse? Me:
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I’ve started working out.
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Pig in a blanket.
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Pig pen.
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John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.
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Taylor Sniffed
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Squirrel: [squirrel noises] Me [walking my dog]: What are they saying? Dog: Me: Can you understand them? Dog: Me: Probably not. You understanding squirrel is like me understanding Mandarin, totally different speech. Dog: Neighbor: Are you having a full conversation with your dog? – at Salem, NH
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elton john seems to be genuinely enjoying his retirement
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Happy Arraignment Week, Donald! I wrote you a new campaign song for the occasion. 🎶 👮🏻‍♀️💋 #GrumpyTrumpyFelon #NewVideo #TrumpIndictment #Parody

Grumpy Trumpy Felon from Jamaica in Queens - Randy Rainbow Parody

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Me [texting]: I’m not going to work today, the weather is too bad. Boss: You work from home. Me: unsubscribe
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Child: Can you help me with my homework? Me [sitting down with her at table]: Sure, what is it? Child: I have to write about the Civil War. Me: Oh okay. So what do you need to know? Child: What was it like for you? Me: [getting up from table]
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