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Watching this site devolve into a cesspool of misinformation and vitriol at the hand of its current ownership, I need to walk away, at least for now. This is not a reaction to the election result, but a decision long in the making. You can find me down the road under bluer skies.
Uncle Duke retweeted
You know that point when you can either keep talking and make matters worse or just shut up? Me neither.
Uncle Duke retweeted
Checking off every box on the Pepto Bismol song at once is not the victory you’d think it is.
Uncle Duke retweeted
you don’t truly know a person until you’ve heard the voice they use with their pet
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Someone asked me about my five-year plan this morning. I’m old. I’m just hoping to outlive my appliances at this point.
Uncle Duke retweeted
Just heard earth might get swallowed up into a black hole. I just hope I have enough time to throw a few things together first.
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Taking some time off from this place and heading for bluer skies. Tough call, because I’ve made a lot of friends here. Thanks to all of you -especially the #Dateline audience.
Uncle Duke retweeted
it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.
Uncle Duke retweeted
People will say they don’t want to be lied to and then read fiction. Bro, pick a lane.

















