@PunsterX

Satire | sarcasm | puns

Out of the box
Joined January 2010
Just for info: OneIndia reporter Richa Parashar (who alleged that Rahul Gandhi pushed her) has made 3 paid reels for Jio IPO in the last 5 days.
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When Aamir Khan made this statement in November 2015, he was massively trolled for it. No one from Bollywood stood in his support. But slowly, Bollywood is beginning to realise that Aamir was way ahead of time!
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Having flying cars before equal rights and justice for women is exactly what’s wrong with the world
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Q. What is the contribution of RSS to India's freedom movement? Ans. They invented loose-fit khakhi half pants that helped in the freedom of movement.
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Just six days back, Amit Shah sent Delhi Police to pick-up Ankita Bhandari's parents from India Gate, to stop them from protesting. Yesterday, the man they were protesting against was sworn in as Governor of Sikkim.
#WATCH | Sangrur, Punjab: Union Home Minister Amit Shah visits the residence of Gulzar Singh, who died by suicide on September 8, 2026.
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In 1945, a cartoon was published in Agrani– a Marathi weekly associated with Nathuram Godse and Narayan Apte. The cartoon depicted Mahatma Gandhi as a ten-headed Ravana. His heads were some prominent freedom fighters like Netaji Bose, Sardar Patel, Maulana Azad, and Pandit Nehru. VD Savarkar and SP Mukherjee were shown as Ram and Lakshman aiming arrows at him. The same ideological DNA is going to burn an effigy of the youth of the country in form of a cockroach today.
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The mesage is absolutely clear: "This is how we deal with cockroaches– the youth of the country who question the system and demand accountability."
This is absurd. What is the messaging here?
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Suddenly, YouTube reporters are being labelled ‘reel-baaz’. Reason: They're challenging the hegemony of godi media, and they're not letting them stay in control of the narrative.
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Somewhere in France, one French guy must be telling another– "Be thankful we have Macron. Otherwise, Paris would've been turned into Manipur."
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Very soon, you might see Bollywood stars tweeting– The attack on Tiger Shroff is an internal matter of Bollywood, Bishnoi gang, and BJP. It will be amicably resolved. Outsiders need not comment on it.
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This is what happens when you "don't politicise the issue" enough. Ankita Bhandari's parents were demanding that this appointment be put on hold, till CBI investigation is completed. But the govt has gone ahead with the swearing in, regardless. ALWAYS POLITICISE THE ISSUE.
#WATCH | Gangtok, Sikkim: Newly appointed Sikkim Governor Dushyant Kumar Gautam took the oath as the Governor of the State at Lok Bhavan today
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Did I hear this right?? Devendra Fadnavis is saying– "I have assured Tiger Shroff– whoever has done it, we will find them and we will keep them completely safe."
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You can't make this up! 🤣 In Karnataka, 37 voters filed Form 7 declaring themselves ‘dead’. 668 voters filed Form 7 in pairs, declaring each other ‘dead’.
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Raita Wing has two moods: 1. Muslims should't be allowed in our festivals 2. Why are Muslims not accepting our culture?
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Newpaper headlines tommorow: "Tiger Zinda Hai!"
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Who needs books?? If people want know something, IT Cell is there to send them WhatsApp forwards.
First in my bloodline to see bookstalls have been demolished with bulldozers and books being taken away in garbage dump truck.
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गृहमंत्री अमित शाह के आदेश से अगस्त 2023 में CrPC की धारा 268 के तहत लॉरेंस बिश्नोई को किसी भी राज्य की पुलिस गुजरात से बाहर ले जाकर पूछताछ नहीं कर सकती। ये आदेश हर साल एक वर्ष के लिए बढ़ा दिया जाता है। ये आदेश लॉरेंस को किसी भी तरह के बाहरी खतरे से बचाने के लिए है।
क्या मुंबई और बॉलीवुड में "डी गैंग" परंपरा और "डर" और "गैंगवाद" की लम्बे अरसे के बाद फिर से वापसी ही गयी है? किसी अनिल पंडित ने लारेंस बिश्नोई की तरफ से टैगोर श्रॉफ पर हमले की जिम्मेदारी ली है! क्या बिश्नोई नया "दाऊद अब्राहिम' है?
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Gandhi was against partition till the very end. The claim below is as true as: "India got freedom on a 99-year lease." 🤡
Gandhi Ki Wajah se Pakistan Bana tha! Godse ki wajah se nahi.
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"I have 45 defamation cases against me. But no one files a case against me when I say, Narendra Modi steals votes. Because then, things will get legal." - LOP Rahul Gandhi
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For those who don't know: Before Modi became PM of India, Pakistan wanted him to become PM.
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