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Auckland, New Zealand
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NZ needs its own Second Amendment. Yes or no? 🇳🇿🔫
100%Yes, long overdue
0%No, trust the govt 😂
4 votes • Final results
Girls trip with 1 girl, 1 bloke and the husband's card. Bro flew out to surprise her and she was already all in on red. Only smart bet left is the lawyer. Cash out king 🤦♂️
A Berkeley prof says there's no point grading anymore because students use AI. Imagine your mechanic saying that about spanners🤦♂️
Britain's big plan for a dangerous world is three days of tins, a torch and cash under the bed. You're the emergency service now bro 🤷♂️
Lecornu's answer to the riots was a secret letter asking the phone companies to be ready to switch off X. Couldn't police the streets, so they tried policing your phone 🤡
Barcelona's "anti-system" riot. 14 shops looted, 100+ arrested, a quarter of them minors, and the mayor wants the parents held to account. Smash the system, then Mum pays for it 🤦♂️
This weekend France found 70,000 cops and pre-raids for the fireworks and ball bearings. Last weekend they "lost control". Funny that 🤦♂️
Same weekend. France needs 70,000 cops and boarded up shops, Budapest marches and nobody even breaks a window. Enforcing your own laws works, who knew 🤷♂️
70,000 cops and the Louvre shut for Saturday. Paris is scheduling riots like footy fixtures now bro 🤦♂️
A candidate interview turned into a gossip session and nobody asked for it, bro this is peak entertainment. 🍿
NOT HASAN SPILLING THE ETHAN KLEIN CHEATING DRAMA TEA TO @Angela4CA 😭 her candidate interview is turning into a tea spilling session omg.
Brussels shopkeepers spent Friday boarding up for riots everyone knew were coming. They saw it coming, the government saw it coming, and the plan is still plywood 🔨
Shops looted, curfews in Paris, round two planned for Saturday. Macron's big worry is AI pictures bro 🤡
Exactly. When help isn't coming, you're the first responder. That dad knew it and his boy is alive because of it 💯
'Protesting for their rights' and walking out with a shop owner's wine. Somebody worked years to stock those shelves. Arrest them, charge them, make them pay it back. Watching it happen is not policing 🤦♂️
French students protesting the state of their schools. Day one of the curriculum is apparently looting 🤦♂️
Birmingham. £6,400 a month of benefits for a terrace that rents for £1,200, and the sector tripled since the 2018 "crackdown". Somebody's getting rich and it isn't the taxpayer 🤷♂️
