210GB on PS5 for GTA 6. Tough choices coming in every household💀

Stealing a labelled lunch out of the work fridge should carry a sentence. Ghost pepper is the fair trial🌶️

A Berkeley prof says there's no point grading anymore because students use AI. Imagine your mechanic saying that about spanners🤦‍♂️

Super Bowl on Valentine's Day and they booked Jay-Z. Half the blokes in America just got a free pass out of the fancy dinner 😂

Florida has no state income tax and still keeps the streets clean. California takes up to 13.3% off the top and you get needles on the footpath. She didn't find a miracle in Miami bro, she just found a government doing the basics 😂

Dictionary.com had the whole English language to pick from and went with maxxing💀

Police escorting a 3 year old off the field for being too good. The participation trophy parents finally found a crime to report. Kid's going pro and they'll be bragging they played him one day 🤦‍♂️

Posted her own birthday prophecy 13 days before the election and the voters left it on read. Ten years on and it's still the best self own on this app 😂

Car's on its roof and she's going for the TikTok before the tow truck. Priorities fully cooked 😂

Britain's big plan for a dangerous world is three days of tins, a torch and cash under the bed. You're the emergency service now bro 🤷‍♂️

Lecornu's answer to the riots was a secret letter asking the phone companies to be ready to switch off X. Couldn't police the streets, so they tried policing your phone 🤡