I lie for a living & tell the truth as a hobby
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David Anders retweeted
I am angry tonight.
Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car.
ICE makes this city less safe.
We want them out. Now.
David Anders retweeted
In 1993, Chris Farley took a camcorder to an L.A. mall to teach guys how to flirt with women and the results were perfect 😂 this is the type of history we must preserve
David Anders retweeted
Hunter S. Thompson refused to come to the studio.
The only way Conan could get him on the show was to meet him on a farm in upstate New York. To shoot guns. And drink hard liquor.
They set up a full bar in a field. A bartender in a tuxedo handed Hunter a shotgun he’d never fired. Then an M60. They blew apart stuffed animals and a Bill Buckner target while Conan tried to look like this was a normal interview.
Hunter howled. Conan looked like he might not make it home.
This is still the least talk-show interview ever done on a talk show.
Genius making Conan come to him, or just the most dangerous booking in late-night history?
David Anders retweeted
Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.
David Anders retweeted
I miss the days when you could be an All-Pro wide receiver yet also look like a guy who talks to himself on the subway.
The KID is 50.
He likes to KICK.
STRETCH.
And whatever the fuck he’s doing here.
#ChrisWylde
David Anders retweeted
Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here.
Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it.
Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
David Anders retweeted
Just when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥
